2. Hulk Hogan
Hulk Hogan is on top of the world – if you’re someone who just came out of a coma and still thinks the year is 1989. After a successful career as a professional wrestler, he effortlessly pivoted into That Show Where He Drives an Action Boat and That Movie Where He’s an Alien and We Feel Bad for Christopher Lloyd. He also happens to be a pretty fervent Donald Trump supporter, stating that:
“I want to be Trump’s running mate.”
Hopefully Hogan is unable to rally his army of Hulkamaniacs to support Trump, or else there’s no way he doesn’t take the White House.