15 Of The Worst Ways To Get Dumped

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Breaking up is always hard for both parties.  But some people have had to endure the worst kinds of breakups.  Some people just have no decency or backbone.  If you’ve been through a breakup recently, maybe this will make you feel better because you’ll realize yours wasn’t as bad as these ones.  Here are 15 of the worst ways to get dumped.

1. This girl is on fire

Burning clothes sends a powerful message.  Hopefully you did something truly awful to deserve this kind of treatment, otherwise, this just really sucks.

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2. Perfect timing

Well, now your birthday will always be a reminder of why you don’t date jerks.

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3. The break up text

Who seriously does this?  It’s like the rudest, most impersonal and unfeeling way to break up with someone ever.  Grow some balls and do it in person.

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4. Wait, he’s married??

Well that’s never a fun way to find out that the relationship is over.  Hopefully you didn’t know he was cheating, because that would mean you were contributing to an affair.

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5. His mom told you

Nobody wants to hear that kind of news coming out your boyfriend’s mother’s mouth.  Or in my case, that he proposed to another girl.  Ouch.

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6. He’s sending a message

He knew she was there and decided to come with someone else to show that they were over.  She had other plans though and her burn probably ended his date and ruined the rest of his night.

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7. M&M and it’s over

What did he do, spell out “We’re breaking up,” in M&M candy?  Classy.

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8. One minute he’s there, the next he’s gone!

It’s called ghosting and it’s becoming a more popular way for people to get out of relationships these days.  They just disappear.  Don’t answer phone calls, text messages, online messages…nothing.  They just straight up disappear from your life.

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9. “It’s not you, it’s me.”

Uh huh, sure.  This is another way of saying, “I’m so done with you, but I’m gonna try to let you down softly and blame it all on me, but it’s a load of crap and we both know it.”

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10. Let him have his cake and eat it too

This is a strange way to break up.  Why would you waste a perfectly good cake on someone who isn’t even going to eat it? Why?  Because she’ll be too busy crying and her friends will feel too bad for her to ask for a piece.

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11. Read between the lines

Are breakup emojis like a thing now?  Yeah, don’t do that.  It’s mean…and it could possibly be interpreted wrong.  Lol.

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12. Like a coloring book

Anyone that breaks up with you by drawing you a picture wasn’t worth your time anyway.

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13. Facebook notification

This is mean and petty.  Don’t do it.

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14. Here’s a note for you

At least have the decency to give her the note yourself you little spineless tool!

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15. Uh….yeah we don’t get it either

But way to go in coming up with something different and creative.

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