Life is hard for everybody, but man, it’s so much harder if you’re ugly. Like, straight up, if you are not one of those ‘naturally beautiful’ girls, your life will be like a 1000% harder because you don’t have everyone just letting you skate by or giving you a pass because you’re pretty. You’ll actually have to pay a cover charge to get into a bar and then you might even have to pay for your own drinks. Ugh. Here are 15 struggles hot people never have to go through.
1. When your best friend is way hotter than you
You’re used to people coming up to you…and then asking all about your best friend and if you could help hook them up. Plus, taking photos together is a nightmare because they look amazing and you…well…don’t.
2. When you’ve just accepted the truth
I mean, why try to hide it anymore? I’m ugly and I know it. But, that’s going to be my game plan for landing a life partner. They’ll be like, “yeah, but she’s amazing, so shut up.”
3. When your selfie game is NOT on point
Here, let me just duck under the counter while I take a photo of my bathroom because no one wants to see my ugly face.
4. But you’re such a nice person
They say it’s what’s on the inside that really counts. I mean, I’m funny, I’m nice, I’m generous…but I’m not cute. Get over it.
5. Will it ever happen?
Like, you’re just waiting for puberty to hit for you and make you hot..but it’s still not happening and you’re not quite sure what to do…
6. Must look forward at all times
This is a problem with you’ve got one of those really screwed-up noses. Just look forward and smile slightly and people will think you’re pretty.
7. Oh, wow, I didn’t know I looked that bad
The mirror likes to play tricks on you sometimes, so just steer clear and realize that you have beauty– it’s inside you!
8. I woke up like this
Men, this is how women look without makeup. ALL WOMEN LOOK THIS WAY. Do not offend your girlfriend the first time she sleeps over by commenting on how bad she looks in the morning.
9. Here– maybe this will help
Even if you’re not the hottest girl around, you can still get your nails done, wear nice clothes, do your hair, wear makeup…and we’ll all be grateful because it makes you look so much better.
10. Guys…it’s ok if you’re not a stud
Who wants to be a stud? Girls just use them and lose them anyway. You want to be the kind of guy that gets to stick around for the long haul.
11. Stupid camera isn’t working…
Just give up already. If you’ve taken like a 100 selfies and they don’t look good, just stop trying.
12. Dang, I look good
Better put that one out on Instagram stat. Everybody needs to see how good you look.
13. Please don’t creep me out
At least blink a few times so you don’t freak them out too much.
14. Are they using me?
Is this like something out of a movie? Was it a bet that they’d go out with me?
15. I’ll just go die now
It’s ok. This too shall pass for you. But, don’t drink the bleach.