3. Bodily functions
Look, farting happens, ok? If your boyfriend dumps you because you let out a fart– trust me– you didn’t want to be dating him anyway. Any person who isn’t understanding (or hello, doesn’t laugh out loud) of embarrassing body functions should just leave already. Burping, farting, even having to take a dump– they’re all natural and you shouldn’t be self-conscious about it.
4. Having an opinion about something
When you are in an awesome relationship you are allowed to rant and rave about the things you love and hate without being made to feel even one percent weird about it. This is why your sweetheart LIKES you, because you are so powerfully and specifically and undeniably YOU.