Ugh…public bathrooms are the worst, aren’t they? For a germaphobe like me, I start to feel disgusted and claustrophobic if I’m in a public restroom too long. They never smell good, are always sopping wet all over the place and I feel like I’m gong to catch something. Well, at least most public bathrooms have the privacy of a stall though, right? There are some public bathrooms that exist without stalls, doors or even walls to let you do your business in private. AHHH! Total nightmare! Here are 17 bathrooms you hope you’ll never have to use.
1. The double seater
This is great if you and a girlfriend decide to have a long and meaningful chat during a brief pee session. If you’re sitting there with a stranger, it might be just a little bit weird…
2. Urinal and sink friends
Because who doesn’t want to wash their hands when someone is whizzing away in the urinal that’s literally right next to them…
3. Double duty
This is so gross…but this could be for those guys who want to pee and take a dump at the same time…ew ew ew ew.
4. Lone toilet
Wouldn’t you just love to be the lone person on the toilet at the end of the row of sinks while everyone else is awkwardly washing their hands?
5. Would you like some leg room with that?
I just love sitting on a toilet with my feet shoved up against the wall. It’s so incredibly relaxing.
6. Rubbing bums
At least you aren’t facing one another, but this is a mighty tight squeeze. You might not be able to fit two people into those urinals comfortably…
7. Potty friend
Girls always bring their best friend (or maybe their posse) into the bathroom with them. Is this what they do? Sit on two toilets next to each other and talk for hours? Seems like a cozy way to spend some time.
8. Potty squad
I mean, if you’re going to take your best friend, why not take all your friends and have a real heart to heart while sitting on the pot. That’s some serious quality time right there..
9. Doubles in the corner
It’s hard to tell, but these two urinals actually face in towards each other. Wouldn’t you just love to get stuffed in there with another dude?
10. See-through door
The architect was clearly not thinking clearly with this door. We’re not sure what’s better– the see-through door or the person who’s brave or desperate enough to use the toilet?
11. Well it’s better than nothing
That little half-baked slat of door right there is better than nothing…but still pretty crappy (sorry we couldn’t help it).
12. Daycare toilet
We aren’t sure if this is a good thing or not. Maybe it’s so the teacher can help one little student while seeing what the others are doing at the same time? Or maybe this is used as a teaching tool or as punishment. I would never ever want to pee in front of my class.
Anyone walking by could just look right in since the door isn’t tall enough to shield you. In that case, why have a door at all?
14. Vacancy sign
Well now you’ll always know if the toilet is occupied or not.
15. Row of pots
Because this is what happens when you hire a cheap construction company.
We assume they didn’t want the toilet seat to get stuck behind this bar forever, but that’s exactly what happened.
17. Smart sign
Because that’s exactly what you want to read right before you go take a whiz…