News flash: all girls have hair on their bodies…unless they’re some sort of mutated hairless girl who’s had a ton of plastic surgery. Girls have hair. Ok? So, now here’s the part that sucks: all the girls that have to deal with said hair and its various methods of removal. Here’s 17 struggles all hairy girls have to go through.
1. You always have that one spot that you miss when you’re shaving
But you never discover it until you’re out of the shower and fully dressed and about to leave. Those dang hairs should be two feet long by now for all the times you’ve missed them.
2. You’ve tried every method out there to get rid of hair
If it’s been seen on a cheesy TV commercial, you’ve definitely tried it…and usually without much success.
3. Getting hair caught in lotion
When you rub lotion into your skin and it makes your hair go in little circles too. Ugh…
4. Having nose hairs
We all have them and they’re only a problem if they’re visible. Hopefully people don’t take a photo of you from underneath.
5. You catch yourself petting your own fur sometimes
Then you start thinking about getting it all lasered off…
6. You wonder about those hairs on your chin
How many times have people seen them and just not said anything? You could have been walking around with rogue hairs on your chin and everyone noticing but no one says a word…
7. Shaving is endless
You shave your armpits and legs only to have it all grow back just as soon as you step out of that warm shower into the freezing cold abyss.
8. You feel like you need to shave your whole body all the time
Otherwise you turn into a giant hairy wonder. And nobody wants to see that.
9. You lose more hair in the shower than people have on their heads
Nobody wants to clean out your shower drain. But at least you’re a little better off than those thin-haired gals.
10. Your underwear fits a little bit differently after trimming down there…
Well…it’s just a fact, ok.
11. Your mustache is like that of a teenage boy
You could literally rival Jaden Smith if you don’t keep that thing in check.
12. Getting waxed means your cheeks get some attention too
There’s a little more than peach fuzz on your bum cheeks.
13. Bracelets are a no can do kind of accessory for you
They pull on your hair and hurt your arms.
14. Your toes are hairy like a Hobbit
You don’t really appreciate when people point this out but you admit that it is true.
15. You sometimes worry about hair on your knuckles ruining your ring pictures
You’ll have to pluck all that before getting engaged…
16. Your eyebrows will look like this if you don’t pluck them
You have to pluck constantly to keep things in check.