Isn’t life such a wonderful gift? We sure do love it…except when crappy things happen that just ruin your day. Here are 18 things that suck the joy right out of your life.
1. When someone marks the price up
Everybody knows that Arizona teas are always 99 cents. It says so on the can! But this store decided to make a profit and marked up the price.
2. When you can’t get your new product out of the package
Not sure why those cardboard things are so dang hard to open…I just want to use my new pens!
3. When your bread is full of air
4. When you tried to unsubscribe from email lists…and it doesn’t work
Sorry, you’re still going to get five emails a day from us. Hope that’s ok! Actually, we’ll just send you a few more to make things even better for you.
5. When shipping costs more than what you bought
Uh…wait a second….I can’t afford for this kind of shipping. Whatever happened to the free shipping if you spend $40.00 rule?
6. When your seat belt gets twisted and thus ruined forever
It will never fit nicely now. You’ll just have to deal with the twists for the rest of forever because this thing will never get fixed.
7. When you get a nice window seat on the plane
Great. I got the one seat on the plane that somehow has no window at all. I just love staring at the back of my hand for the whole ride.
8. When you get a keypad that has a green button that means clear
You’re sure to screw things up every single time.
9. When your zipper decides it’s time to be a no-show
Have fun trying to pick that guy out of there. He’s gone down into hibernation for the winter.
10. When your smart phone is very confused
It’s cold outside, not hot. How could my iPhone possibly need to get any colder?
11. When your ice cream decides to taunt you
You thought you were getting half and half. Well, sorry about that one.
12. When Youtube won’t just let you watch your dang video
Um, can you stop with all the banners and signs already? You’re driving me crazy.
13. When someone effectively ruined the entire roll of toilet paper
Well, this is just great. Now you’ll have to wipe with bits and pieces.
14. When the Reese’s Peanut Butter Tree looked more like a blob
Yeah…that doesn’t really resemble a Christmas tree…at all.
15. When your phone charger gives up the ghost
“Noooo!!! Please don’t die! Come back to me! Please come back to me!”
16. When Facebook made Messenger a separate app
Who does that? You already own my life…now you’re going to make me download ANOTHER app for you?
17. When you just can’t get the carton open
Stupid thing! Nobody wants to talk a drink from a bunch of cardboard!
18. When Starbursts decide to ruin your day
NOBODY likes the yellow ones. This is a travesty. And also a tragedy.