Kids cry for the funniest reasons. I mean, some of it is logical, like they’re hungry, tired, cold, hurt etc. But, sometimes kids throw tantrums for no other reason than something completely ridiculous. So, we all just laugh at them, because they have no idea how funny they’re being to us. Here’s 19 ridiculous reasons these kids are crying.
1. Miley was on TV
Don’t worry kiddo, we cry when Miley is on TV too. She scares the bejeezus out of all of us.
2. He couldn’t have ALL of the trains
Aren’t kids so funny– they are all about all or nothing. Either they want everything or nothing at all.
3. She can’t marry her daddy or brothers
Now, this is a truly heartbreaking day in the life of a little girl. Daddy is your favorite guy in the world and finding out he’s already married to mommy is hard to take. On top of that, she can’t marry her brothers either, which I’m sure they’ll all laugh about someday.
4. They got new hats
In their defense, kids don’t really like having things on their heads.
5. She couldn’t fit through the doggy door
So what if the other door is open– the dog door is way more fun to go through! How dare you laugh at me, mom!
6. The goat ate the food from his hand
It’s really scary when an animal reaches out and eats stuff out of your own hand. You feel a little afraid and unsettled.
7. We sang him Happy Birthday
Not every kid likes to be sung to– sometimes it can be very loud and scary!
8. T-Rex can’t bite his head off
Ok, we feel your pain here, kid. T-Rex should be able to take heads off left and right, because that’s like his main job.
9. He doesn’t need sunscreen on a rainy day
Well, sometimes a kid needs his sunscreen even if it’s totally rainy outside.
10. He ate all the muffins
Kids eat stuff without even realizing that they’ve done it. I’d be mad too if I thought someone ate all my muffins.
11. Mum has another name
Again, tough day in the life of a kid. Mommy is not her actual name? Well, what other lies have you all been telling me?
12. No more cake
We can’t fault you here, buddy. I get sad too when all the cake is gone because I ate it.
13. Doesn’t want to hold mom’s hand
We totally get this. Kids like their independence and being tethered to mom really throws off their vibe.
14. No more bacon
Honestly this is how we all feel when the bacon is gone. It’s like the worst feeling in the world.
15. The dog was in the way
This kid needs to learn how to play with something else or ask the dog kindly to move out-of-the-way, please.
16. He can’t reach the pennies
If you move about two inches to the right, I’m pretty sure you’ll be able to reach those pennies, bud.
17. It was his sister’s turn
Somebody doesn’t like taking turns. But, we’re also loving her slightly mischievous face (we all know she’s about to spray him right in the face, if she hasn’t already).
18. Microwave ate his lunch
It’s terrifying when your meal disappears inside a box.