20 Ways Canada Is Different From The Rest Of Us

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Canada must be a very interesting place to live.  Most of their country is barren frozen wasteland, and yet it’s such a lovely, peaceful place.  Canadians pride themselves on their neutrality and their kind attitudes– but we know their real secret. They live in a very snowy place that the rest of us can’t quite fathom.  Here’s 20 ways Canada is different from the rest of us.

1. This is what an Canadian car accident looks like

It wasn’t the fault of the bus– but the bus is still sorry about this whole thing and wants everyone to know it.

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2. Going to a fast food place in Canada

You’ll notice the very snowy ground and also the assortment of tractors that are parked there instead of cars.

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3. What graffiti looks like in Canada

They would never want to write out an actual swear word– so they only use the first letter.  Don’t want to offend anyone!

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4. A typical newscast in Canada

Snowmobiles and moose…that’s a normal day for us Canadians, eh.

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5. What breakdancing looks like in Canada

It’s the specialized ice version.  Extra points if you don’t break any bones when you slip and fall and still make it showy.

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6. Parking in Canada

When the snowplows push the snow off the roads, it goes right onto your car.  Good luck if you can get that thing out before spring.

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7. Journal-keeping in Canada

You really don’t want to bother or upset anyone…even your own diary with your personal problems or struggles.

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8. How to treat a robber in Canada

In America the guy would be dead on the spot before even getting inside a window.  In Canada, they decide to have a kind talk with the guy.

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9. Major headlines in Canada

Honestly, we’d be secretly thrilled if the government was putting maple syrup on the money.

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10. Driving in Canada

Since everyone plays hockey, you’re bound to find a good hockey stick to push the cross walk button for you.

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11. Wrong number texts in Canada

Everybody’s sorry.  Really.

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12. Syrup is serious in Canada

We’re amazed that 18 people were arrested for stealing syrup.  I mean, we know it’s good– but is it really that good?

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13. Math problems in Canada

Only in Canada does the math story problem involve a rubber octopus and a hockey puck.

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14. Skateboarding in Canada

It’s so cool, even the Canadian police do it too.

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15. Agriculture in Canada

Even their animals are polite.

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16. Horseback riding in Canada

Most often done on horses, moose or elk.  You know, you just use whatever happens to be standing in your front yard at the time.

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17. What protests look like in Canada

We’re all very sorry that this has happened. This looks like the most peaceful protest we’ve ever seen.

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18. What romance is like in Canada

Nothing like a big elk kiss when you least expect it.  People get mighty lonely during those long winter months.

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19. Archaeology in Canada

Since everything is buried under snow, they spend more time uncovering things like cars and people, than buried treasure or ancient artifacts.

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20. What a trap looks like in Canada

A true Canadian couldn’t resist the beer and wouldn’t even realize it was a trap until the hockey stick came out and the goal  came crashing down.

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