What 21 Popular Movies Should Have Been Named


Sometimes after seeing a film, you feel like it deserves a new name.  Something different and unique or something that actually describes the movie instead of the original.  Here’s what 21 popular movies should have been named.

1. The Twilight Saga

Here’s what the final movie should have been called.  Did anybody actually like these movies?  I never hear anything positive about them…

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2. Les Miserables 

I mean, it’s called the miserables for a reason, right?  That reason is that everyone you like dies and you end up feeling really depressed when it’s over.

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3. Silver Linings Playbook

This is what happens when two crazy people fall in love with each other.  But we all really like this movie because we love Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper together.

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4. Lincoln

This was supposed to be one of the best movies of all time with great performances…and don’t get me wrong, it was.  It was also really really boring.

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5. The Dark Knight Rises

Basically this movie leaves you going, “huh?”  It’s confusing, nothing makes sense and we aren’t quite sure why this was such a great movie…

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6. The Perks of Being a Wallflower 

Any movie with Emma Watson has got to be good…but honestly, this is what happens when people hold it all in.

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7. The Amazing Spiderman 2

Because apparently there are not enough Spiderman movies as it is, so Hollywood always needs to make more.

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8. The Hunger Games 

Here’s a movie that explores the dismal job market of 2012 in all its gory wonder.

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9. Avengers 

Basically a whole bunch of superheroes from different movies get together and save the world.  It’s happened a few times now.

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10. Toy Story 3 

Because this is the last in a series of Toy Story movies and it marks the end of an epoch for all of us who grew up with it.  This last one will make you cry.  You have been warned.

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11. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 

When the magical folk decide to stop being pushed around…that’s this movie.

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12. Little Mermaid

Good point…who decided that Ariel was all that little?  She gets engaged and married in this movie!

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13. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off 

An accurate description of this kid who decides what he’s going to do, instead of the other way around.

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14. The Blind Side 

The player says the movie wasn’t accurate at all.  But, hey, it’s still a good thing when white people are nice.

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15. King Kong 

It’s more like a movie with Naomi Watts in it…and then King Kong is in there at some point too.

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16. Oceans… well, pick a number

These movies are endless…but at least they’re good.

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17. Juno 

A movie about being a pregnant hipster teenager who decides to give up her baby for adoption.

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18. Simpson’s The Movie 

This just felt like one really long episode.

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19. Dances with Wolves 

This movie is actually pretty touching if you’re you like Indian stuff.  And this guy who’s really not trying to mess with it.

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20. Indiana Jones 

We’d really prefer to think of him as Han Solo, thank you very much.

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21. The Matrix 

This movie is just trying to blow your mind.

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