“What are you going to name the baby?” is a question every pregnant woman has heard a thousand times while the babe is still in utero. Most people choose nice, sound, normal names. Some people like to try to be ‘creative.’ Here are 22 people who gave their kids some seriously weird names.
Why don’t they just call him, like, water heater or something equally ridiculous? Also, his picture looks like it was taken in class and is he wearing a Hawaiian floral shirt? Yeah, don’t swipe right. Just keep on going…
2. Kharringtyn-Mckhynleigh Khaybryn
Oh…..who does this to a child?? Who picks out such an obnoxious name and then spells it the most ridiculous and difficult way? Why. WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS TO THEIR CHILDREN!!!??
OMG please name your child Legna so she can get made fun of her whole life….because every time she tells the kids picking on her that her name is Angel spelled backwards, they’re just going to make her life so much worse.
4. Beezow Doo-doo Zoppitty-bop-bop-bop
Were his parents high when they named him that? Was it like a joke that they put that on the birth record and then forgot to change it? No wonder this guy is getting in trouble with the law…who could take you seriously with a name like Beezow?
What kind of stupid name is that? Ugh. It’s like a made-up word that makes absolutely no sense at all.
6. Crystal Metheny
Now, her parents were certainly just setting her up for failure by giving her a name like that. It’s like they knew what her future might be like…
Not Lisa or Liza, or even Elizabeth. Nope…Liisa. That’s even worse than Lissa. It sounds like some kid who’s trying to be annoying and drags out the vowels by saying, “LiiiiiiiIIIIIIISSA!” Either that, or this was all a typo.
You are just making your son’s life a living hell by giving him a name like Quade. It sounds like the ultimate dork name. So, whether this kid is cool or not, he’s got no chance at all.
9. Jebediah Hambone
Is that a real name? Well, that’s unfortunate.
Is that a girl? Is that a girl’s name? Is that an Asian girl’s name? Because if it’s not…this is just so wrong.
11. Vanilla Bean King
Somebody’s mom went to Starbuck’s during her pregnancy just a little too much.
Please tell me that Shooting lives in some redneck state like Oklahoma or West Virginia and that he has brothers named Remington and Gunner.
You know those people who pick totally normal names but then spell them all stupid-like to try to be different and creative? Yeah, I hate those people. If you’re going to name your kid Jared, spell it that way.
14. Budz Kronik
Yeah…there are no words for this one…
15. Cherries Waffles Tennis
Mom decided to name her baby all the things she craved the most during pregnancy…lol.
16. Phyllis Whitebread
Well, we assume Phyllis isn’t a regular party girl.
18. Blip and Justus
Can you imagine if you named your kids these things? These are just weird things right…people don’t actually do this…right?
You named your daughter felony but spelled it differently…OMG.
20. Ninja Qwest
Yep, you read that right…they’ll name him Ninja Qwest
21. Punched, Rio, or Legend
“Come here, Punched, and get your breakfast. Also, stop hitting your sister, Punched!”
22. Zara, Amethyst, Raleigh