25 Funniest Wedding Name Combos Ever

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When Shakespeare’s Juliet Capulet famously asked the rhetorical question “What’s in a name?”, she was suggesting that a name is simply a label to distinguish something from another and does not create worth or true meaning. So what she’s saying basically is that if her beloved Romeo had a different name, he would still be the man she loves.

The couples you’re about to see clearly share the same sentiments with Juliet. But while William Shakespeare’s star-crossed lovers’ surnames only resulted in tragedy, the names of these couples resulted in awful hilarity. Here are 25 of the funniest wedding name combos ever. Enjoy!

1. The wife was the “weener” here!

1. The wife was the “weener” here!


2. I can’t wait to see little “butt-crackens” running around…

2. I can’t wait to see little “butt-crackens” running around…


3. Peter’s definitely rising!

3. Peter’s definitely rising!


4. Hmm…something’s fishy about this…

4. Hmm…something’s fishy about this…


5. They must have had a very insteresting honeymoon!

5. They must have had a very insteresting honeymoon!


 

6. Their wedding must have been very colorful!

6. Their wedding must have been very colorful!


 

7. Shots on these guys!

7. Shots on these guys!


8. Hope they heal before the wedding day!

8. Hope they heal before the wedding day!


9. He definitely went and got her alright!

9. He definitely went and got her alright!


10. Hope their love won’t send them there!

10. Hope their love won’t send them there!


11. They were always so funny together…

11. They were always so funny together…


13. Someone needs a relief!

13. Someone needs a relief!


14. Roland and The Hamburglar better be invited!

14. Roland and The Hamburglar better be invited!


15. He won’t find it funny, cause he’s a doctor.

15. He won’t find it funny, cause he’s a doctor


16. That’s an awkward conversation to have after the wedding…

16. That’s an awkward conversation to have after the wedding…


 

17. Well as long as they’re happy.

17. Well as long as they’re happy


 

18. Yes, we’ll definitely drink wine later!

18. Yes, we’ll definitely drink wine later!


 

19. I guess they’re in a rush to have kids.

19. I guess they’re in a rush to have kids


20. Hmm…no wonder she wants to marry him!

20. Hmm…no wonder she wants to marry him!


21. I guess they don’t have a good sense of direction.

21. I guess they don’t have a good sense of direction


22. She’s probably pretty happy to take his name.

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23. Well that’s one way to keep her interested…

23. Well that’s one way to keep her interested…


24. Eww!

24. Eww!


25. He’s definitely sorted!

25. He’s definitely sorted!

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