25 Signs That Feel The Need To Repeat Themselves

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We live in a world that is full of redundancy.  Seriously, people need to learn how to get right to the point, cut straight to the chase and stop repeating themselves over and over again.  I blame high school English classes for not doing their job.  It’s a sad world we live in.  Here are 25 signs that feel the need to repeat themselves.

1. Whiteboard cleaner

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2. Buy 1 get 1 free

Ok, I think we get the idea.  But thanks for hammering it home anyway.

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3. Double stop signs

We’re sure the extra sign is because of construction, but it is funny seeing two signs that say the same thing right next to each other.

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4. It must a bar

Ok, we get it.  It’s a Mexican bar and a grill and bar.  Because apparently those are two separate and distinct things.

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5. Hey– here’s the garbage room, in case you missed the signs

The sign guy gets a little bit carried away sometimes.  He must really like his job.

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6. Fat free and non fat

Just in case you were concerned about it having fat– it doesn’t.

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7. What was it before?

Wasn’t it always a men’s room?

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8. No bills, no bills and no checks

If they don’t take bills over $20…then why would they take bills over $50….hmmmmmm.

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9. It’s closed when it’s closed

That just seems a little bit redundant and unnecessary, doesn’t it?

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10. Don’t press hard

Use gentle pressure.  Don’t press hard.  If you press hard it will come crashing down.  We have to repeat it several times because of the idiots who don’t listen to instructions.

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11. Can you spot the difference?

We’ll give you a hint— there is none, aside from color and text placement.

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12. Makeshift TP dispenser

Yeah, that was entirely unnecessary.

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13. My favorite title: fortifying fortifier

The marketing team must have run out of appropriate words to use. 

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14. Peanuts are in this

We get that they have to be vigilant because of allergies…but isn’t this just a little bit overkill?

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15. Peel back the label…

Only to discover that it says the exact same thing underneath.  How useless.

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16. So much natural flavor

We were unaware that natural flavor had so many different elements to it.

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17. Double microwaves

So you can heat up your Cup Noodles and your burrito at the same time.

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18. It’s the room room

Well, somebody really likes to repeat himself. 

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19. Place in file and file

Isn’t that what a file is for?  For filing?  These directions are very direct.

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20. Save the forest

Don’t cut down trees…wait…aren’t you wasting a tree by printing your little paper with a tree?

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21. 25 cents in cents

Well, what other kind of cents could it be?  Obviously they aren’t talking about sense….

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22. Peep in

Just in case you missed the panel of glass, here’s a peephole too.  Just to keep you busy.

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23. Pre-paid pump required before pumping

Isn’t it easier to say, ‘pay before you pump?’  Saves words AND time…and brain cells.

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24. Double exits

Just in case you don’t know where to go…the signs will point you.

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25. Grape container contains grapes

We think this container has grapes.

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