24 Things That Look Just Like A Monday

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Mondays just suck.  Nobody likes them.  It’s hard enough trying to clear your head when your alarm goes off way too early Monday morning, but Mondays just always seem to be the crappiest days.  Everything goes wrong.  You feel terrible.  It just plain sucks.  Here are 24 things that look just like a Monday

1. Broken pot lid

After all the work of making some delicious pasta sauce, everything is ruined when the glass lid shatters all over your pasta.  Better luck next time.

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2. Bent mail

Specifically when it says “do not bend,” and you get it and it’s totally bent.  Why, people, why?

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3. When your light turns green but you can’t go

This is the most frustrating thing of all Monday things.  It’s even worse when you spend the entire duration of your light not moving at all.

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4. When the ball hits in the wrong place

It’s a swing and a miss for this kid…who got hit right in the feels by a baseball.  Ouch.

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5. When you find out your place of residence is a sham

Faking a thermostat is a pretty brilliant way to make people think they control the heat and cool.

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6. Emergency plan: there is none

This is how you feel on groggy Monday mornings.

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7. Waiting for your number

You always wait another minute or two after being skipped because you assume they’re working on it.  But after several minutes pass, you realize you’ve been forgotten about. 

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8. When you’ve got crack in your face

Monday is like when you’re stuck on a bicycle with someone’s full-fledged butt crack staring you right in the face.

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9. When family pictures go oh so wrong

How does this even happen?  I mean, that poor kid is going to hit the sand so hard…

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10. When the lid breaks on the pepper shaker

Well, I guess I won’t be having eggs for breakfast…

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11. When you feel like the whole world is against you

This is what happens when everybody gangs up on you.

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12. When you see the end of the slide is a cheese grater

WHO DOES THAT TO THE CHILDREN??  Some people just want to watch the world burn.

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13. When you try to hit the volleyball

But you miss and hit your teammate instead.  Right square in the face.  And he’s out for the rest of the game.

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14. When you’re so close but really not at all

Ha! Nice try!  Better luck next time.

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15. When you feel like the world is trying to send you a message

Somehow, you’re still not quite getting it.

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16. When the roll of toilet paper rolls away from you

And no manner of pulling will ever bring it back, it just unravels the roll further.  Your only hope is for someone to rescue it for you.

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17. When you’re the cause of your own problems

It’s like trying to pick up a book that you’re standing on– it’ll never happen.

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18. When the world caves in on you

That’s a really big mess.  Have fun with that. 

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19. When your pop top quits on you

Well, what am I going to do now?

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20. When Nutella strikes

This is never a good thing.  All that wasted Nutella is a tragedy.

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21. When your vacuum rolls away

And you don’t roll away with it…

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22. When you can’t blow out a candle

Hair on fire…um, yikes.

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23. When the world is against you

Looks like you won’t be flushing or wiping today.

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24. When you’re getting hit by a sprinkler

And you can’t do a single thing about it.

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