25 Animals Plotting Their Owner’s Demise

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Bad news, pet owners. It seems that your pets are plotting your slow and painful death for all the embarrassing and degrading things you’ve put it through. Don’t think, even for one second that your trespasses have been forgotten. You think your cat likes the way you bathe it against its will? You bring doom upon yourself, human. No treats? Duly noted.

You don’t know it, of course, but your pet is just biding its time until the time is right to strike you down. Too bad, but it would seem that beneath those puppy eyes and fluffy exterior lies the cold heart of a vengeful mastermind that would put any Bond villain to shame. To give you some idea of what you’re dealing with, take a look at these pictures of vengeful animals plotting their owner’s ultimate demise.

 

1. “Who dares disturb my slumber?”

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2. “You can run but you can’t hide.”

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3. “Yes, that’s it, fall for my charms. Excellent.”

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4. “No treats?, I suppose your severed head will do.”

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5. “Do you want to get killed? Because this is how you get killed.”

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6. “You will pay for this foolishness, human.”

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7. “Now’s my chance.”

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8. “Oh, I see you have a new pet. It would be a shame if someone ate it.”

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9. These ‘bathings’ you do to me will be your demise, you insolent fool!”

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10. “What do you mean this turkey is not for me? I will feast on this fowl’s flesh and make you watch, human!”

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11. “I put the ‘cute’ in execute!”

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12. ” This does not amuse me, human.”

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13. “I’m always watching.”

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14. “This drawer is not yours to use anymore, human. Move along or feel the wrath of my claws and the power of my teeth.”

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15. “They’ll never see me in he – What?? – Impossible!”

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16. “They’ll never know what hit them.”

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17. “He knows. Time for Plan B.”

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18. “Your efforts in making me the background of your photo will result in pain and blood, dog.”

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19. “Call me cute one last time, human.”

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20. “Tonight, I will dine on your soul.”

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21. “They’ll never see it coming.”

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22. “So you think that baby is cuter, huh. We’ll see.”

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23. “Welcome to your worst nightmare.”

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24. “I should lose that dog.”

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25. “Good evening, Mr. Bond.”

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