Warning: The stupidity is strong in this post. The following warning signs you are about to see are so stupid that it is hard to fathom that it actually exists.
But you know what is even more stupid? The fact that someone at some point in time actually did something to make these signs necessary. We get it that companies are just being careful with those sue-happy people but this is just too much. Here are 30 of the dumbest and most absurd warning signs seen around.
1. Beware of drunken people.
2. Do not eat Ipod shuffle.
3. Good to know.
4. Honestly I feel like the chances of peanuts being in there are higher than they’re letting on.
5. How about shooting?
6. I won’t. Because I can’t.
7. I’m going to go out on a limb and say ice-skating probably shouldn’t be attempted all week.
8. I’m thankful for this because I had no idea how rain worked.
9. Let’s just play it on the safe side and avoid touching the dumb wall, okay
10. No kidding.
11. Now THAT’S the kind of savings and value I like to see!
12. Really helpful.
13. You don’t say?
14. Thanks for the info, bro.
15. Thanks for the reminder.
16. Thanks goodness you reminded me.
17. That never would have occured to me.
18. That’s one way to put it, I suppose.
19. This is a joke, right?
20. This one may be useful in the club or pub.
21. “This product moves when used.”
22. Um, what road are we talking about exactly?
23. Wait, so this ain’t cocaine?
24. We’re all human.
25. What happens if you don’t pay the fine? Do they imprison your coffin?
27. Who molests alligators?
28. Why would people drink out of the toilet?
29. Zip with caution!
30. Seems like you’re casting a pretty wide net there, buddy.