30 of The Dumbest and Most Absurd Warning Signs

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Warning: The stupidity is strong in this post. The following warning signs you are about to see are so stupid that it is hard to fathom that it actually exists.

But you know what is even more stupid? The fact that someone at some point in time actually did something to make these signs necessary. We get it that companies are just being careful with those sue-happy people but this is just too much. Here are 30 of the dumbest and most absurd warning signs seen around.

1. Beware of drunken people.

Beware of drunken people


2. Do not eat Ipod shuffle.

Do not eat Ipod shuffle


3. Good to know.

Good to know


4. Honestly I feel like the chances of peanuts being in there are higher than they’re letting on.

Honestly I feel like the chances of peanuts being in there are higher than they're letting on.


5. How about shooting?

How about shooting


6. I won’t. Because I can’t.

I won't. Because I can't.


7. I’m going to go out on a limb and say ice-skating probably shouldn’t be attempted all week.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say ice-skating probably shouldn't be attempted all week.


8. I’m thankful for this because I had no idea how rain worked.

I'm thankful for this because I had no idea how rain worked.


9. Let’s just play it on the safe side and avoid touching the dumb wall, okay

Let's just play it on the safe side and avoid touching the dumb wall, okay


10. No kidding.

No kidding.


11. Now THAT’S the kind of savings and value I like to see!

Now THAT'S the kind of savings and value I like to see!


12. Really helpful.

Really helpful.


13. You don’t say?

Really


14. Thanks for the info, bro.

Thanks for the info, bro.


15. Thanks for the reminder.

Thanks for the reminder.


16. Thanks goodness you reminded me.

Thanks goodness you reminded me.


17. That never would have occured to me.

That never would have occured to me.


18. That’s one way to put it, I suppose.

That's one way to put it, I suppose.


19. This is a joke, right?

This is a joke, right Right


20. This one may be useful in the club or pub.

This one may be useful in the club or pub


21. “This product moves when used.”

This product moves when usedon a Razor scooter


22. Um, what road are we talking about exactly?

Um, what road are we talking about exactly


23. Wait, so this ain’t cocaine?

Wait, this ain’t cocaine


24. We’re all human.

We’re all human


25. What happens if you don’t pay the fine? Do they imprison your coffin?

What happens if you don't pay the fine Do they imprison your coffin


26. What.

What


27. Who molests alligators?

Who molests alligators


28. Why would people drink out of the toilet?

Why would people drink out of the toilet


29. Zip with caution!

Zip with caution!


30. Seems like you’re casting a pretty wide net there, buddy.

Seems like you're casting a pretty wide net, but you certainly have my attention.

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