The 30 Dumbest People On Social Media

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Even though the internet is a democracy and everyone is free to express their own opinion or whatever online, I really believe everyone should be required to pass some sort of IQ test before being allowed to join social media sites like Facebook and Twitter. Unless of course you want to see some dumb posts that will make your head spin like the ones below.

May I present, the 30 dumbest people to ever grace social media. I guarantee you will feel a lot better about yourself after hearing what these dim wits have to say.

1. The ungrateful douche son.

OR THIS DISGRUNTLED INSTAGRAM DUDE WHO HAS NO APPRECIATION FOR BEING FED


2. 2 Fast 2 Stupid.

AND DR SUES WHO WAS A LITTLE TOO FAST AND FURIOUS IN POSTING HER SYMPATHY


3. Proud to be American.

AND THEN THERE’S THIS PROUD AMERICAN


4. You’re also officially dumb now.

AND THI$ TWITTERETTE WHO I$ JU$T AMAZED BY HOW FA$T TIME FLIE$


5. It’s past tents.

AND THIS FACEBOOK CUTIE WHO NEVER SHOULD HAVE CUTTED GRAMMAR CLASS


6. Geography genius.

AND THIS GEOGRAPHY WHIZ WHO NOW HAS ME SEARCHING THE INTERNET TO FIND OUT WHERE SOUTH UNITES STATES IS


7. What a coincidence.

AND THIS GIRL WHO SUDDENLY BELIEVES IN COINCIDENCE


8. For those of you who don’t get it, he means Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

AND THIS GUY THAT LEAVES US SEARCHING FOR ANOTHER WORD FOR STUPID


9. This literature expert.

AND THIS LOVER OF CLASSIC LITERATURE


10. Nobody can be this dumb… right?

AND THIS ONE WHO STANDS TALL IN HIS SUPPORT FOR THE RIGHT OF ALL AMERICANS TO LEARN A SECOND LANGUAGE


11. Proud mommy moment.

AND THIS PROUD MOMMY WHO OBVIOUSLY FALLS INTO THAT GROUP OF 30-YR-OLDS


12. How did this genius pass highschool?

AND THIS TWEETER WHO WANTS TO ASK, “DO YOU KNOW THE WAY TO SAN JOSE


13. You must smell like sh#t now, then.

LIKE THIS GIRL ON TWITTER WHO LOVES TO SMELL LIKE ASS


14. Philly Menyong.

ND THIS A1 STEAK LOVER


15. Well, I’d say keep your fingers crossed on that one.

OR FREAK GEEK WHO ONLY WANTS THE BEST FOR HER OFFSPRING


16. Is he serious?

OR KEVIN K WHO MUST HAVE A LEGITIMATE CONCERN BECAUSE IF YOU GOOGLE HIS QUESTION, WAAAAY TO MANY PEOPLE HAVE ASKED IT.


17. A comma would really help, Robby.

OR ROBBY WHO KNOWS HOW A COMMA CAN REALLY FUCK UP ONE’S LIFE


18. You’re already there, Tasheka.

OR TASHEKA  WHO ALSO BELIEVES THAT TEXAS IS A COUNTRY ALL ITS OWN


 19. Dumb racist.

OR THE BRILLIANT JUSTIN SACCO WHO’S DISCOVERED A WAY TO PROTECT HIMSELF FROM DISEASE MERELY BY THE COLOR OF HIS SKIN


20. Barraco Barner. Wow.

OR THE DRUNK GIRL YOU WISH YOU HADN’T STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH AT A PARTY


21. You should probably go to a hospital instead of posting this.

OR THE GIRL WHO’S HAVING A FAR WORSE MONDAY THAN YOU


22. What’s the school called? Niagara Falls High?

OR THE ONE WHO WISHES TO #BRINGOURGIRLSHOME FROM THE CANADIAN SIDE OF NIAGARA FALLS


23. It’s a pound sign, dumbo.

OR THIS #DUMMY WHOSE LACK OF INTELLECT CAN BE MEASURED BY THE #POUND


24. Really smooth.

OR THIS ARTICULATE DON JUAN WHO REALLY KNOWS HOW TO CHARM DA LADIES


25. The Virgin.

 

OR THIS DARLING FACEBOOK VIXEN WHO BELIEVES IN THE IMMACULATE CONCEPTION


26. Anatomy prodigy.

OR THIS FACEBOOK ANATOMY GENIUS


 

27. As dumb as you I guess.

OR THIS FACEBOOKER WHO ALSO SHAKES HER HEAD AT CANADIANS THAT BELIEVE WE ACTUALLY LANDED ON THE MOON


28. Stupid and irresponsible.

OR THIS GIRL MAKING A ROAD TRIP TO THE COUNTY PEN


 

29. Mad Photoshop Skillz.

OR THIS GIRL WITH THE MAD PHOTOSHOP SKILLS


30. His logic is flawless.

OR THIS GUY ON FACEBOOK WHO JUST CAN’T QUITE GRASP THE CONCEPT

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