30 Funniest Google Search Suggestions

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Google Suggest is a wonderful feature from Google Labs that offers you real-time suggestions as you are typing your search query. The suggestions are based on data about the over-all popularity of searches by other users. Convenient, no doubt, but this Google feature can come up with pretty unpredictable suggestions sometimes, which can range from the entertaining to the downright terrifying.

May we present, the 30 funniest Google search suggestions ever. Enjoy!

1. Who doesn’t.

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2. Goldfish turning black.

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3. You can’t accidentally sleep with anybody, dude.

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4. They’re my favorite kind of people.

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5. So how do you get imprisoned in a toothpaste factory?

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6. Um, I’m pretty sure that’s not how you raise your IQ.

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7. Dinosaurs and The CIA.

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8. Google, you gotta fix this.

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9. What.

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10. Somebody’s having ginger problems.

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11. All the time.

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12. Sexually violated by a Pterodactyl.

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13. I hate it when that happens, too.

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14. Why not?

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15. Um, I think it’s the other way around.

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16. I’m actually thrilled that I’m not a golem.

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17. The guy who accidentally built a shelf.

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18. Why on earth would anyone think that.

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19. Chuck Norris Facts.

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20. You monster.

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21. “Why are you so sweaty I was watching Cops.”

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22. Cats like Hitler.

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23. Using Google to ask how to use Google.

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24. Lady Gaga.

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25. Why indeed.

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26. Exactly.

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27. Rhinos are obese Unicorns.

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28. I agree, a cupcake should be a mineral.

how come indeed


29. You just practice everyday.

i see a joke here


30. I’m curious too.

i'm actually curios too.

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