If, like me, you also hate those vintage filtered photos featuring cryptic, quasi-deep quotes you always see on Instagram which are probably uploaded by a pretentious newly heart-broken hipster, then this post is for you. Today, we will make fun of those unbelievably cheesy quotes on top of unrelated backgrounds by adding some sarcastic rebuttals on it. So yeah, if you hipsters could stop making these corny Instagram quotes, that would be great. Here are 30 of the funniest Instagram rebuttals.
1. Barely breathing hipster.
2. Benches don’t have feelings.
3. You can’t poke if you’re not logged in, miss.
4. What a strong dandelion.
5. I wish a lot of hipsters would just breathe in the ocean.
6. Emo Ferris Wheel.
7. Emo stalker.
8. Careful what you wish for.
10. If you have no idea how to use a comma, you’re probably too young to have a relationship.
11. Maybe it’s a dictionary for emo hipsters.
12. Sounds like you were drugged.
13. No matter how in love you are, talking in the middle of the frickin’ road is not only stupid but dangerous as well.
14. Poles and Time.
15. Seriously, who writes quotes on their glasses?
16. The sharks are waiting for you.
17. So unique just like every other hipster.
18. Lung cancer.
19. Thank you, mint.
20. That’s some change.
21. This is what happens when you play scrabble with a hipster.
22. These trees are so emo.
24. We really need to know.
25. What’s the deal, train.
26. Where’s Alladin when you need him.
27. So who took the picture?
28. Yep, that’s Patrick all right.
29. You’re gonna be late.
30. Zombies hate hipsters.