Is there anything funnier than receiving a drunken text from someone you know? Whether it’s your mom drunkenly texting you how glad she is that she didn’t abort you or just a cringe-worthy recap of hilariously embarrassing things you did in your drunken stupor, mixing alcohol and texting almost always yields hilarity.
I’m sure most of you will relate to many of these drunk texts. I mean, how many of us can honestly say that we’ve never drunkenly texted an ex or called a prom date an obese penguin while drunk out of our minds?
Check out these 30 drunk texts by people who should probably stay away from their phones the next time they decide to get drunk. Enjoy!
1. After work party.
2. Are you single, babe?
3. Farmville Sucks.
4. Gotta update my Facebook, officer.
5. Hagrid is real.
6. Don’t try this at home, everyone.
7. He’s right.
8. I live in triumph.
9. Jason is drunk.
10. Jesus take the paper plate.
11. Magical Hugs.
12. Not that drunk, huh.
14. Optimus Prime is among us.
15. This is why you should keep your hamsters away from your drunk Pokemon nerd friends.
16. Thanks, mom.
17. The Lord has spoken.
18. The person for whom alcohol has unlocked the secrets of Disney.
19. The person who can’t trust their drunken self.
20. The person who finally understands what the truly important things in life are.
21. The person who has figured out a higher truth.
22. The person who has just regressed.
23. The person who is a cool dude.
24. The person who made a friend, and got very lucky.
28. This other person who has also found a friend.
29. The person who needs a translation.
30. The person who gets himself.