The internet has always been obsessed with Taylor Swift’s belly button. I guess everyone was wondering why someone as sexy as Taylor Swift would favor clothes that hide her belly button over ones that would flaunt her toned stomach. Even at the beach, the singer is known to wear high-rise bikinis that don’t show her tummy, which does nothing but intensify the mystery.
In a recent fan photo however, the singer is shown revealing her midriff which made the internet all sorts of crazy. A photoshop battle ensued afterwards, as is customary, which resulted in hilariously brilliant images. For your enjoyment, here are some photos which show the real reasons why America’s Sweetheart has been hiding her belly. Brace yourselves, people. Belly buttons are coming.
1. The original image.
2. The “ChestBurster” from Alien.
3. Hi, Becky.
4. It’s all about the Benjamins, baby.
5. Frank Reynolds?
6. Her fan looks a little freaked out.
7. Taylor Swift with her guitar.
8. Her belly button is actually a black hole.
9. It’s also her back up singer.
10. Her belly button is her number one fan.
11. Nice tattoo.
12. This changes everything, Taylor Swift.
13. Real-life old derpette.
14. Patrick’s shocked too.
15. “Put some clothes on, young lady!”
16. Looking good, Nicolas Cage.
17. She’s ripped.
18. Human slinky.
19. Avataylor Swift.
20. That’s where she keeps her pet Orangutans.
21. Sister Act.
22. OMG Kuato?
23. What are you doing there, George Clooney?
24. Maybe this is why she’s single.
25. Or maybe that’s where she keeps her boyfriends.