Don’t Feel Bad If You Burn Your Food– 20 People Who Seriously Suck At Cooking

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Do you love to eat but hate to cook?  Are you a confused mess in the kitchen or do you have it all under control?  Maybe you need some tips to help speed things along…or maybe you should just order take-out instead.  Hey– if you’re bad at cooking, don’t worry about it!  Don’t feel bad if you burn your food– here are 20 people who seriously suck at cooking.

1. Literally fried rice

When we said to boil the rice, we didn’t mean that literally.

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2. Burned zucchini chips

Just a thought…but I think zucchini chips aren’t supposed to be black.  Maybe golden and crispy but not blackened.

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3. Baked eggs fail

We aren’t sure what this person was trying to do with those eggs.  But, clearly, it failed.  Better luck next time!

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4. Cooking while drunk

We don’t recommend trying to put a meal together when you’re wasted.  It’ll look a little something like this.  And this is nothing to brag about.

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5. Wrong way to purify your water

If you want your water pure and filtered, use your Brita filter.  Do not, however, try to boil water while it ‘s in your Brita filter.

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6. Burnt Macaroni and Cheese

You’re supposed to put some water in there before you put this thing in the microwave.

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7. Black pizza

This is the what happens when you forget to set the timer for the pizza and realize about two hours too late.

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8. Chicken explosion

This is the strange result of cooking chicken in the microwave and setting the microwave on fire.

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9. Sugary cupcakes

When you sub powdered sugar for flour in your cupcakes, this is what they look like.

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10. When your cake decorating skills are sub par at best

Just give up on ever being a master baker. 

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11. When boiling eggs goes oh-so-wrong

Contrary to popular belief, you can’t just leave them in there however long you want.

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12. When making a fancy dinner doesn’t go as well as planned

Well, that was unfortunate.  We sure didn’t know we were going to set the oven on fire.

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13. When you learn why you need a baking pan

Have fun scraping the charred remains out of your stove.

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14. Sticky spaghetti

When your noodles are clinging to the pan for dear life and you’re wondering if you’ll need to make another batch.

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15. When your pasta bowl breaks on the stove

Ok, this seriously sucks.  Is there any way to contain this stuff safely?

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16. When you decide to eat the burned pizza

Hey, might as well not waste it, right?

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17. When you mix up cake with cupcake

These are two separate things– please do not mix them up!

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18. Pizza tornado

When your pizza toppings are way too heavy and they sink to the bottom of your oven…

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19. When you try (and fail) at making macaroni and cheese

Sorry people, that is not the way to do it.

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20. Burnt spaghetti

When you accidentally light the spaghetti on fire and now you’ll have that fine roasted flavor in your pasta.

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