Embarrassing Things Single Girls Do When They Live Alone

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Single girls actually do some pretty quirky stuff while living alone.  These are actually things they’re embarrassed to do (or admit to) in front of others.  Nevertheless, these things are just fun, convenient, and convenient!  For more about the single life, read about these reasons why being single actually rocks.

#1 Pushing your trash down even further to fit more garbage rather than taking it out.

Who has the time to drop it off at the designated garbage disposal area?

Pushing your trash down even further to fit more garbage rather than taking it out.


#2 Eating all of your meals in bed—while in front of the TV.

You don’t even need a table and a chair anymore.  Everything is conducted in the privacy of your bedroom.  Who cares if there are crumbs on your bedspread?

woman eating under cover


#3 Drinking straight from the bottle.

Drinking wine straight from the bottle.  Drinking milk straight from the carton.  Drinking Diet Coke straight from its plastic liter.

Drinking straight from the bottle.


#4 Watching guilty pleasure TV.

Watching reality TV while being unreasonably invested emotionally with what’s going on.  “Just say yes to the dress!”

Watching guilty pleasure TV.


#5 Picking things up with your toes and transferring to your hands.

Instead of going through the arduous task of picking them up.

Picking things up with your toes and transferring to your hands.


#6 Constantly re-imagining this space all to yourself.

Like painting an accent wall, adding a vase of flowers—none of which you actually do.

wishful thinking, businesswoman isolated on white


#7 Taking off your bra upon entering your place.

Gotta let them breathe!

Taking off your bra upon entering your place.


#8 Eating weird but delicious food combinations that would shock many people.

If you’re one of those people, check out this post on genius ways to use Flamin’ Hot Cheetos on food.

Woman eating fast food. Isolated.


#9 Losing your sense of propriety to what your neighbors might see.

This goes for neighbors who might see you through the window or in a common area.  Pajamas while inside the elevator, yup!

Losing your sense of propriety to what your neighbors might see.


#10 Getting drunk by yourself.

That is, while surfing the net and laughing for no reason at your laptop screen.

Getting drunk by yourself.


#11 Having some kind of relationship with the different delivery guys.

What?  You’re feeding their family, in a way.


#12 Eating an entire bag of chips or tub of ice cream.

All in one sitting of course.  Who cares, really?

Eating an entire bag of chips or tub of ice cream.


#13 Becoming really creative with the plates/bowls/utensils to avoid washing dishes.

Yes, you can eat cereal using a ladle and drink water from a bowl!

Becoming really creative with the plates bowls utensils to avoid washing dishes.


#14 Listening to embarrassing pop music.

And singing in the top of your lungs, at that.

Listening to embarrassing pop music.


#15 Feeling afraid of actually living with someone.

From time to time, you feel truly afraid that you may never be able to live with another human being again, because who would want to give up the utter freedom of living like a half-person, half-animal?

Feeling afraid of actually living with someone.

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