Do you sit in math class with a glazed-over look and a feeling of utter panic and confusion? Do you get stumped on math tests and wonder why you need to learn this stuff in the first place? Or do you find yourself enjoying the solving of difficult equations and formulas, smiling while you solve and grinning as your raise your hand in class with the answer. Well, if you’re the latter, get out of here now. None of this is for you. We have no need for your kind here. People who suck at math rejoice– we’ve found each other at last! If you’re bad at math, this will look all too familiar to you.
1. Trying to figure out the tip
Ok, so you never really mastered the art of adding and subtracting. Trying to figure out how to tip is another thing entirely…and why don’t they teach you how to add up a tip in real life? That would be a much more practical application for life.
2. The natural thing to do
After going through all the work and hassle of solving a problem, you find yourself realizing that none of the answers actually fits yours. So, what do you do? Pick the closest one, of course. Because you must have only made a slight miscalculation.
3. I’ve got 99 problems….
Ariana Grande was wrong…I can’t even count all my problems because math is part of my problems. Please tell me that Ariana Grande isn’t better at math than me!?!
4. The only thing you ever used your calculator for…
58008 on a calculator was like the magic formula for laughs in laugh class.
5. John bought 64 pineapples
We were unaware that people like this actually existed in real life. We just thought it was a joke.
6. Every day of your life
It’s that moment when someone tries to explain a concept to you so you understand it better and it just makes everything so much worse.
7. Obviously the answer is six
You always seem to get so jumbled up….
8. You don’t need a calculator, right?
You’re pretty sure you’re just going to shrivel up and die without a calculator on the final.
9. You’re so clever
Why solve for x when you already found it!
Nobody told me when I started taking math that I needed to know how to draw too. It’s a difficult world we live in.
11. The real world is not like this
Don’t worry– all teachers want you to think you need to know how to do difficult math to live in this world. It’s just not true.
12. You were so close…
I love how he writes the excuse that the elephant was in the way and then got marked off 3 points because he didn’t add a tail.
13. “I dropped out in middle school”
Kids, this is why you stay in school.…so you can write a tip without including profane language. We’re sensing a lot of rage coming from this person…
14. When you think you’re getting it
You realize you know nothing. Nothing at all.
15. This stuff is so easy
Take out centi…duh.
16. Loading…still loading
Your brain is always loading and never uploading all the way.