Don’t you just hate it when your friends on Facebook or the people you’re following on Twitter humble brags? This is when they “subtly” let others know how great they are, yet they pretend to undercut it with some kind of “poor me” line. Just check out some of these irritating humble brags to get an idea (they’re probably as bad as The Most Public Break-Ups In Facebook History).
#1 The Beautiful Without Trying One
This is a doozy humble brag on Twitter that tells all of us that you’re so beautiful even without trying. Really makes us all feel good…really!
#2 The Knows Famous People One
Aww, shucks, you got your email hacked? But, by the way, you just wanted everyone to know that you know Olivia Munn and have access to her personal email account?
#3 The Reluctant One
Yes, we get it. Not only are you so famous that you’re part of a tour, but you’re also sooo famous that people yell at your house so you’d come out. Got it.
#4 The Smooth Skinned One
What this post is actually saying: “My legs are so nice and creamy that even when I’m sunburned, my skin looks and feels like smooth butter.”
#5 The Most Beautiful One
So, not only are you part of the world’s most beautiful, but you’re still beautiful without makeup. Okaaay.
#6 The Famous One
Poor her, stepped on gum…ON THE RED CARPET.
#7 The Well-Traveled One
So you’re in Cannes, but bummer—the Internet’s so slow! Just go back home then so you can send those emails!
#8 The Presidential One
In other words: “I have flown with the U.S. President and I pity those who have to take commercial flights.”
#9 The Big-Chested One
It must be so hard for you, as someone who is well-endowed, to find anything to wear.
#10 The Extravagant One
Yes, you don’t like car salesmen…in MERCEDES-BENZ in BEVERLY HILLS.
#11 The Glamorous One
So besides the blister, you’re so glamorous and get invited to a royal wedding. We truly pity your situation.
#12 The Fabulous Wedding Guest
Ahh, it was a lovely wedding. But so lovely and only for VIPs that there were helicopters and paparazzi!
#13 The Smart and Regretful One
What she’s really saying is: “I’m smart enough to get into an Ivy League school, but I chose not to go to one.”
#14 The TV Star One
So while you think you did a bad job on TV, yet you’re still asking people if they’ve seen you on that specific TV program? Sure, why not.
#15 The Feminist One
Yup, we all hate chauvinist pigs, but we also get that men find you so attractive that they whistle and beep their horns at you.