Some Of The Most Irritating Humble Brags

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Don’t you just hate it when your friends on Facebook or the people you’re following on Twitter humble brags?  This is when they “subtly” let others know how great they are, yet they pretend to undercut it with some kind of “poor me” line.  Just check out some of these irritating humble brags to get an idea (they’re probably as bad as The Most Public Break-Ups In Facebook History).

#1 The Beautiful Without Trying One

This is a doozy humble brag on Twitter that tells all of us that you’re so beautiful even without trying.  Really makes us all feel good…really!

The Beautiful Without Trying One


#2 The Knows Famous People One

Aww, shucks, you got your email hacked?  But, by the way, you just wanted everyone to know that you know Olivia Munn and have access to her personal email account?

The Knows Famous People One


#3 The Reluctant One

Yes, we get it.  Not only are you so famous that you’re part of a tour, but you’re also sooo famous that people yell at your house so you’d come out.  Got it.

The Reluctant Celebrity


#4 The Smooth Skinned One

What this post is actually saying: “My legs are so nice and creamy that even when I’m sunburned, my skin looks and feels like smooth butter.”

The Smooth One


#5 The Most Beautiful One

So, not only are you part of the world’s most beautiful, but you’re still beautiful without makeup.  Okaaay.

The Beautiful One


#6 The Famous One

Poor her, stepped on gum…ON THE RED CARPET.

The Famous One


#7 The Well-Traveled One

So you’re in Cannes, but bummer—the Internet’s so slow!  Just go back home then so you can send those emails!

The Well-Traveled One


#8 The Presidential One

In other words: “I have flown with the U.S. President and I pity those who have to take commercial flights.”

The Presidential One


#9 The Big-Chested One

It must be so hard for you, as someone who is well-endowed, to find anything to wear.

The Big-Chested One


#10 The Extravagant One

Yes, you don’t like car salesmen…in MERCEDES-BENZ in BEVERLY HILLS.

The Extravagant One


#11 The Glamorous One

So besides the blister, you’re so glamorous and get invited to a royal wedding.  We truly pity your situation.

The Glamorous One


#12 The Fabulous Wedding Guest

Ahh, it was a lovely wedding.  But so lovely and only for VIPs that there were helicopters and paparazzi!

The Fabulous Wedding Guest


#13 The Smart and Regretful One

What she’s really saying is: “I’m smart enough to get into an Ivy League school, but I chose not to go to one.”

The Smart and Regretful One


#14 The TV Star One

So while you think you did a bad job on TV, yet you’re still asking people if they’ve seen you on that specific TV program?  Sure, why not.

The TV Star One


#15 The Feminist One

Yup, we all hate chauvinist pigs, but we also get that men find you so attractive that they whistle and beep their horns at you.

The Feminist One

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