Jim’ll Paint It: 30 of The Funniest MS Paint Requests Ever

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“Jim’ll Paint It” is a humorously inventive Tumblr blog by Bristol-based artist Jim Murray that showcases funny illustrations that were created using Microsoft Paint, depicting the craziest suggestions made by other Tumblr users. Murray, presumably a man with a lot of time on his hands, has drawn over a hundred paintings ever since starting his blog in 2013. Some of his illustrations show Bono dressed as Santa shoving U2 CDs down chimneys, Nicolas Cage starring in the new Stephen Hawking biography and my favorite illustration of all, Death handing his scythe over to Christopher Lee.

Check out the 30 of the funniest MS Paint requests ever by Jim’ll Paint It. Enjoy!

1. A depressed, alcoholic horse losing his shit and thumping the barman for making a crack about his long face.

a depressed, alcoholic horse losing his shit and thumping the barman for making a crack about his long face


2. A family of christmas trees decorating a terrified looking B&Q employee.

A family of christmas trees decorating a terrified looking B&Q employee


3. A Jim Bowen 747 soaring majestically through the stratosphere.a Jim Bowen 747 soaring majestically through the stratosphere


4. A nice romantic picture of Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman taking their will-they-won’t-they relationship to its logical conclusion.

a nice romantic picture of Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman taking their will-they-won’t-they relationship to its logical conclusion


5. A Roy AT-AT Walker having a nice day out at the seaside.

a Roy AT-AT Walker having a nice day out at the seaside


6. An episode of Fawlty Towers in zero gravity.

an episode of Fawlty Towers in zero gravity


7. An oscar winning a white person.

an oscar winning a white person


8. An owl being caught by surprise in the beam of a torch milking a cow while still flying.

an owl being caught by surprise in the beam of a torch milking a cow while still flying


9. Awkward Star Trek orgy.

Awkward Star Trek orgy


10. Bob-omb from Super Mario attempting to catch a London bus only to be met by an armed anti-terrorism police unit.

Bob-omb from Super Mario attempting to catch a London bus only to be met by an armed anti-terrorism police unit


11. Bono dressed as Santa shoving U2 CDs down chimneys.

Bono dressed as Santa shoving U2 CDs down chimneys


12. Cara Delevingne as every member of Devo manning an anti-aircraft gun during the blitz.

Cara Delevingne as every member of Devo manning an anti-aircraft gun during the blitz


 

13. Compo from Last of the Summer Wine stabbing a man-eating shark in the eye during a nuclear war.

Compo from Last of the Summer Wine stabbing a man-eating shark in the eye during a nuclear war


14. Darth Maul is bad at golf.

Darth Maul is bad at golf


15. Dave Benson Phillips helping Jesus to gunge God on Get Your Own Back.

Dave Benson Phillips helping Jesus to gunge God on Get Your Own Back


16. David Cameron having a good old fashioned strangle wank to celebrate his election victory.

David Cameron having a good old fashioned strangle wank to celebrate his election victory


17. Death handing over his scythe with Lee taking his place.

Death handing over his scythe with Lee taking his place


18. Episode of The X-Files where it’s revealed that all of the paranormal goings on in the rest of the series were an elaborate hoax staged by none other than Jeremy Beadle.

episode of The X-Files where it’s revealed that all of the paranormal goings on in the rest of the series were an elaborate hoax staged by none other than Jeremy Beadle


19. Jedward as a pair of Centaurs having a feeble slap-fight in front of Mount Fuji while some aliens abduct a chaffinch.

Jedward as a pair of Centaurs having a feeble slap-fight in front of Mount Fuji while some aliens abduct a chaffinch


20. Jeremy Clarkson getting fired from his new job as a McDonalds trainee.

Jeremy Clarkson getting fired from his new job as a McDonalds trainee


21. Kanye West travels back in time in a DeLorean to ruin Mother Teresa’s Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech.

Kanye West travels back in time in a DeLorean to ruin Mother Teresa’s Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech


22. Lionel Richie being pursued through a forest by Mr Peanut.

Lionel Richie being pursued through a forest by Mr Peanut


 

23. Mr Bump giving a statement to a police officer following a multi-car pile up on the M4.

Mr Bump giving a statement to a police officer following a multi-car pile up on the M4’


 

24. Nicolas Cage starring in the new Stephen Hawking biography.

Nicolas Cage starring in the new Stephen Hawking biography


 

25. Smeagol crying at an H Samuel jewellers window that has ‘hundreds of rings at great prices.

Smeagol crying at an H Samuel jewellers window that has ‘hundreds of rings at great prices


 

26. That time Richard Whiteley took down a crocodile with his bare hands.

that time Richard Whiteley took down a crocodile with his bare hands


 

27. The Alien Queen, back off maternity leave and bollocking everyone for not using Dropbox properly.

The Alien Queen, back off maternity leave and bollocking everyone for not using Dropbox properly


 

28. The Chuckle Brothers exploring the Aperture science testing facility.

the Chuckle Brothers exploring the Aperture science testing facility


 

29. Tom Baker has vandalised and is pissing on the new Doctor’s Tardis.

Tom Baker has vandalised and is pissing on the new Doctor’s Tardis


 

30. What The Teletubbies might look like were it to be broadcast in Kim Jong-Un‘s North Korea.

what The Teletubbies might look like were it to be broadcast in North Korea

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