Kids Share Their Hilarious Opinions About Love


When it comes to love, these kids have got it all figure out– and they’re not afraid to tell you.  If you’re unlucky in love, take some advice from a kid– you never know what might come from it!  Kids share their hilarious opinions about love.

1. Love is more important than food

“Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold… Other people care more about the food.” — Bart, age 9


2. Personal hygiene is still important when you’re in love

“The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day.” — Michelle, age 9


3. Falling in love is a long hard process

“If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don’t want to do it. It takes too long.” — Glenn, age 7


4. Looks aren’t everything

“It isn’t always just how you look. Look at me. I’m handsome like anything and I haven’t got anybody to marry me yet.” — Brian, age 7


5. Here’s what kissing is actually like:

“When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don’t get up for at least an hour.” — Wendy, age 8


6. Love will always find a way

“Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me.” — Dave, age 8


7. Love should happen at the right time

“I’m in favor of love as long as it doesn’t happen when ‘Dinosaurs’ is on television.” — Jill, age 6


8. Bills are part of life, no matter how much you are in love

“One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills.” — Ava, age 8


9. She’ll be sure to fall in love with you if you make a scene in front of her parents

“Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs … and don’t worry if their parents are right there.” — Manuel, age 8


10. Attention and love are two very different things

“Don’t do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain’t the same thing as love.” — Alonzo, age 9


11. Take her out to her favorite restaurant

“One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it’s something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me.” — Bart, age 9


12. Find a private place to be intimate

“Yesterday I kissed a girl in a private place … We were behind a tree.” — Carey, age 7


13. Don’t rush into things– take your time

“I’m not rushing into being in love. I’m finding fourth grade hard enough.” — Regina, age 10


14. Why do people in love often hold hands?

“They are just practicing for when they might have to walk down the aisle someday and do the holy matchimony thing.” — John, age 9


15. It’s all in the eye of the beholder

“If you want to be loved by somebody who isn’t already in your family, it doesn’t hurt to be beautiful.” — Anita C., age 8


16. Love is great, but sports are too

“Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too.” — Greg, age 8