Don’t we all just love to hate the Kardashians? I mean, they’re famous for doing nothing except being really rich. They complain all the time and they make the rest of our lives look awful. Plus, the girls are all really beautiful despite (or is it because of) their copious amounts of plastic surgery. Still, we like to have something…or someone to chuckle at and they seem just the ticket. Go on– laugh about life with these hilarious quotes by the Kardashians.
1. When Scott burned Kim on the length of her marriage
Kim isn’t known for having lasting matrimonies...well, except with Kanye thus far. Which is what makes this dig at Kim so funny to the rest of us.
2. When Kim complained about her first world problems
Khloe has no time for Kim’s whining. Her comment was said in jest.
3. When Scott doesn’t really want to help Kim out
Hey, we don’t blame him. She’s pretty selfish and he’s got better things to do with his time.
4. When Kourtney gave Kim some perspective
Sure, it sucks to lose your earrings…but there are worse things going on in the world.
5. When Scott told the truth about Kim
She may seem so glamorous on all those red carpets…but when it comes right down to it, she’s pretty dang boring.
6. When Scott reminded Kim that she’s not poor
The irony is that she gets sent free things all the time, but she’s already rich and famous, so she doesn’t need it…unlike the rest of us!
7. When Kourtney burned Kim’s ex hard
If you’re going to marry someone for publicity…it should probably be someone who’s actually famous. Maybe like Kanye?
8. When Kris proved she’s got some talent
Wow, she can pour wine in her mouth…isn’t that amazing. Everybody clap your hands, now.
9. When Kourtney makes fun of Kim’s crying face
It is a rather ugly face. We’d probably laugh too.
10. When Kris tells Kim off for being self-centered
She’s taking selfies while they’re going to pick up a sister in trouble.
11. When Kim told you about their high-class baggage
There’s no cheap baggage around here– we’ve got the good stuff only.
12. When Khloe made fun of Kim
We’d love saying troll too, if someone called us that.
13. When Kim tried talking to Kylie about sex
Kylie clearly has no idea where this is going. Her face says, “well, where else would you kiss them??”
14. When Kris reminded everyone about Kim’s crappy music career
It was short lived, and rightly so, because it was the worst thing ever.
15. When Kendall told the truth about modeling
Kim’s obsessed with Kendall’s modeling because she couldn’t do it herself.
16. When Kourtney spoke the truth
We’d agree– if we had a party, we’d invite Kourtney and Khloe. They’re the ones who have the most fun.
17. When Khloe made fun of Kim’s style
It’s always in neutral colors like that nowadays, isn’t it?
18. When Scott made fun of Kourtney for being a Kardashian
Scott, you mind reader, you. We’re still sad these two broke up.
19. When Khloe told the honest truth
Be young and fun…because it definitely doesn’t last forever.
20. And went Khloe was the only one brave enough to go there
This was obviously before Bruce became Caitlyn Jenner.