Laugh About Life With These Hilarious Quotes By The Kardashians


Don’t we all just love to hate the Kardashians?  I mean, they’re famous for doing nothing except being really rich.  They complain all the time and they make the rest of our lives look awful.  Plus, the girls are all really beautiful despite (or is it because of) their copious amounts of plastic surgery.  Still, we like to have something…or someone to chuckle at and they seem just the ticket.  Go on– laugh about life with these hilarious quotes by the Kardashians.

1. When Scott burned Kim on the length of her marriage

Kim isn’t known for having lasting matrimonies...well, except with Kanye thus far.  Which is what makes this dig at Kim so funny to the rest of us.

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2. When Kim complained about her first world problems

Khloe has no time for Kim’s whining.  Her comment was said in jest.

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3. When Scott doesn’t really want to help Kim out

Hey, we don’t blame him.  She’s pretty selfish and he’s got better things to do with his time.

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4. When Kourtney gave Kim some perspective

Sure, it sucks to lose your earrings…but there are worse things going on in the world.

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5. When Scott told the truth about Kim

She may seem so glamorous on all those red carpets…but when it comes right down to it, she’s pretty dang boring.


6. When Scott reminded Kim that she’s not poor

The irony is that she gets sent free things all the time, but she’s already rich and famous, so she doesn’t need it…unlike the rest of us!

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7. When Kourtney burned Kim’s ex hard

If you’re going to marry someone for publicity…it should probably be someone who’s actually famous.  Maybe like Kanye?

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8. When Kris proved she’s got some talent

Wow, she can pour wine in her mouth…isn’t that amazing.  Everybody clap your hands, now.

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9. When Kourtney makes fun of Kim’s crying face

It is a rather ugly face.  We’d probably laugh too.

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10. When Kris tells Kim off for being self-centered

She’s taking selfies while they’re going to pick up a sister in trouble.

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11. When Kim told you about their high-class baggage

There’s no cheap baggage around here– we’ve got the good stuff only.


12. When Khloe made fun of Kim

We’d love saying troll too, if someone called us that.


13. When Kim tried talking to Kylie about sex

Kylie clearly has no idea where this is going.  Her face says, “well, where else would you kiss them??”


14. When Kris reminded everyone about Kim’s crappy music career

It was short lived, and rightly so, because it was the worst thing ever. 


15. When Kendall told the truth about modeling

Kim’s obsessed with Kendall’s modeling because she couldn’t do it herself.


16. When Kourtney spoke the truth

We’d agree– if we had a party, we’d invite Kourtney and Khloe. They’re the ones who have the most fun.


17. When Khloe made fun of Kim’s style

It’s always in neutral colors like that nowadays, isn’t it?


18. When Scott made fun of Kourtney for being a Kardashian

Scott, you mind reader, you.  We’re still sad these two broke up. 


19. When Khloe told the honest truth

Be young and fun…because it definitely doesn’t last forever. 


20. And went Khloe was the only one brave enough to go there

This was obviously before Bruce became Caitlyn Jenner.