Sometimes when foods are brought to new places, their names translated into different languages and it doesn’t always work out for the best. Sometimes the labels can be a bit strange or even inappropriate. So, for your laughing pleasure, here’s lost in translation– foods labeled terribly wrong.
1. Pet Sweat
Not what I would want to be drinking all the time…but it does have a dog on the bottle so maybe pet sweat really is what’s inside this!
2. Frozen what leaves?
We’re pretty sure they meant to say ‘grape’ leaf and the g was left out…right? Because I’ve never heard of a rape plant before!
3. Urinal tea
Because this is exactly what you want to be drinking while you’re sitting on the pot. A nice hot cup of Urinal tea. Lol.
4. Homemade Jam tastes like Grandma
We were unaware that grandma had a taste, but apparently she does! A little bit of punctuation could have fixed this whole mess!
5. Vergina beer
We don’t want to drink any beer that sounds that similar to lady bits. Shudder. No thank you.
6. Golden Gaytime crackers
7. Do what to Marie?
We think they meant to name these Marie’s finger cookies or something like that…but it clearly didn’t work.
8. Child shredded meat
So, did a child shred the meat or is that what the meat consists of…we’re just dying to know.
9. Nuclear licorice lozenge
Usually candies with the name ‘nuclear,’ don’t tend to do so well in our store. Especially in Japan.
Either we’re immature or this pasta seriously needs a new name.
11. Ayds reducing plan candy
If there really was such a candy that could reduce AIDS we’re sure the line for it would be out the door.
12. Goteborg’s Rape
Well, at least it says white portion on there so you know exactly what you’re getting.
13. Cream Colon
No thanks, I really don’t want to eat anything that comes from my colon.
14. Pee Cola
15. Homo sausage
So…are they trying to target this product for specific people or what?
16. The Jew’s Ear Juice
A little bit mean, but why would anybody want to drink anything that came out of a Jew’s ear?
17. Shrimp flavored crack
Well, that is actually my favorite flavor of crack so….
18. Only Puke
Yeah we don’t even want to know what’s in that bag. We don’t want any part of this.
19. Soup for Sluts
Only the best kind of soup there is and made for people who will actually appreciate it.