Lost In Translation– Foods Labeled Terribly Wrong

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Sometimes when foods are brought to new places, their names translated into different languages and it doesn’t always work out for the best.  Sometimes the labels can be a bit strange or even inappropriate.  So, for your laughing pleasure, here’s lost in translation– foods labeled terribly wrong.

1. Pet Sweat

Not what I would want to be drinking all the time…but it does have a dog on the bottle so maybe pet sweat really is what’s inside this!

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2. Frozen what leaves?

We’re pretty sure they meant to say ‘grape’ leaf and the g was left out…right?  Because I’ve never heard of a rape plant before!

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3. Urinal tea

Because this is exactly what you want to be drinking while you’re sitting on the pot.  A nice hot cup of Urinal tea.  Lol.

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4. Homemade Jam tastes like Grandma

We were unaware that grandma had a taste, but apparently she does!  A little bit of punctuation could have fixed this whole mess!

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5. Vergina beer

We don’t want to drink any beer that sounds that similar to lady bits.  Shudder.  No thank you.

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6. Golden Gaytime crackers

The naming department of these crackers has some work to do. 

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7. Do what to Marie?

We think they meant to name these Marie’s finger cookies or something like that…but it clearly didn’t work.

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8. Child shredded meat

So, did a child shred the meat or is that what the meat consists of…we’re just dying to know.

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9. Nuclear licorice lozenge

Usually candies with the name ‘nuclear,’ don’t tend to do so well in our store.  Especially in Japan.

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10. Fagottini

Either we’re immature or this pasta seriously needs a new name.

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11. Ayds reducing plan candy

If there really was such a candy that could reduce AIDS we’re sure the line for it would be out the door.

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12. Goteborg’s Rape

Well, at least it says white portion on there so you know exactly what you’re getting.

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13. Cream Colon

No thanks, I really don’t want to eat anything that comes from my colon.

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14. Pee Cola

Why can’t they stick with brands we’ve heard of and trust like Pepsi or Coke? 

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15. Homo sausage

So…are they trying to target this product for specific people or what?

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16. The Jew’s Ear Juice

A little bit mean, but why would anybody want to drink anything that came out of a Jew’s ear?

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17. Shrimp flavored crack

Well, that is actually my favorite flavor of crack so….

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18. Only Puke

Yeah we don’t even want to know what’s in that bag.  We don’t want any part of this.

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19. Soup for Sluts

Only the best kind of soup there is and made for people who will actually appreciate it.

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