Mean Girls Quotes That Will Make Your Life Better


It’s the 10th anniversary of the American teen classic, Mean Girls, which was written by Tina Fey and starred Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, Amanda Seyfried, and Lacey Chabert.  If you haven’t heard of it or seen it, then perhaps you’ve been living under a rock…and you’ve definitely missed out on some of the best quotable quotes of all time.  Kudos to this movie, though, for getting it right, and finally portraying high school as true to form as it could possibly be. Here are the best Mean Girls quotes we could find:

1. Karen asks the question everyone was thinking…

And Regina George answers, “Oh my God, Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white.”  Classic.

why are you white

2. Damian tells us about Gretchen’s hair

So, is that the volumizer she uses everyday?


3. Is butter a carb?

“I want to lose 3 pounds.”  Regina’s dieting reminds us all of some special person we know.


4. Tell it like it is, Janis

Especially since that’s not a repetitive phrase or anything.  But yes, the popular girls do tend to ruin lives.

life ruiner

5. That’s so fetch!

Well, in her defense, fetch never did catch on.


6. On Wednesdays, we wear pink

“And you can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week…so I guess you picked today for that.”


7. Gross.

Every girl is great at picking out all the things she hates about herself– except for Cady, who had never experienced this kind of self-scrutiny before.

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8. DUH!

You couldn’t tell from my incredibly scandalous outfit that I’m supposed to be a mouse for Halloween? Don’t you see the ears?


9. You’re really pretty.

Apparently if you say thank you when someone gives you a compliment, you think you’re really pretty.


10. She just has a lot of feelings

Do you even go to this school?? *shakes her head* Yeah, go home, girl, just go home.



go home

11. Halloween Night

“Whoa, Cady, why do you look so scary? What are you supposed to be?” “A zombie bride.”


12.  Candy-Grams!

And none for Gretchen Weiners.


13. What happens when you become popular

Everyone wants to be you and hates you at the same time.

flip flops

14. And when you fall back into their arms…

they drop you.


15.  The best period excuse of all time

It’s really not her fault.

heavy flow

16. Is she actually talking about the relationship between Caesar and Brutus?

No, if you couldn’t tell.  No, she’s not.


17. What day is it?

It’s the official Mean Girls holiday. It’s October 3rd.

october 3

18. Let’s do something fun

“Gosh, Karen, you’re so STUPID!”

Taco Bell Gif

19. When talking to a cute boy…



20. Best. Movie. Ever.

Don’t worry though, the former cast mates assure us that there will NOT be a sequel.  There’s no sense in ruining an already good thing.