Mean Things Girls Say When They’re Actually Trying To Flirt


Girls can be so cruel.  The truth is, they don’t want to be hurt by you– so they fire off a rude sarcastic comment instead.  What they mean is that they like you, they want to date you, and could you please just kiss them already?  Hello, couldn’t you tell that when she punched you in the arm?  Here are mean things girls say when they’re actually trying to flirt.

1. “You’re so stupid.”

What I really want to say is that you’re so amazing, so funny, so smart, so great, so wonderful.  But you know, I could never say something that’s actually kind.  Then you’d know how much I like you.


2. “OMG- I hate you.”

Except, I really do love you.  The way you tease me drives me crazy in the best way and I wish you’d just keep doing it.


3.  “Leave me alone forever.”

I definitely don’t mean that.  How about leave me alone never?  Is that better?  Stay with me always, please?


4. “DIE NOW!”

Actually, I’d be very sad if you died and we never have the proper chance to make out.


5. “Tell me something I don’t know.”

Because I do know how much I like you…but I have no idea how much you like me.


6. “You’re such an idiot.”

You’re so good looking….I can’t even stand it right now.


7. “Gun emoji”

Heart eyes emoji, kiss emoji, heart emoji…all the love emojis!


8. “I really don’t care.”

Actually…yes I do.  I do care what you do and who you date and who you talk to and where you are.  I care a whole lot.  Don’t leave me!


9. “Yeah, sure.”

Yes, definitely, abso-freaking-lutely I’d love to go out with you!!


10. “You’re lame.”

You’re hot.  You’re so hot and I just want to jump all over you right here, right now.


11. “Screw you.”

No, actually…you should screw me.  That would make this whole things sooooo much better.


12. “I don’t like you.”

I really like you.  Actually, I might even love you.  Honestly, I’m fairly certain that I am in love with you.


13. “You are sooooooo funny..not.”

You really are funny but I can’t let you think that you’re funny because somehow that would ruin everything!


14. “You’re the worst.”

You’re the best.  Can we just, like, run off and get married already??


15. *Total silence followed by an eye roll*

Whatever you just said was actually adorable and sweet and I want to be with you forever and always.