What People Who Hate Halloween Go Through Every Year


Halloween is a holiday that is much beloved by most Americans, but there are certain others who seriously hate this holiday.  It’s all about scary, satanic, demonic, terrifying things and you don’t like getting scared.  You also don’t like dressing up in costumes, because you’re too much of an adult for that. Here’s what people who hate Halloween go through every year.

1. Every female costume becomes disgustingly sexualized

You guys– Spongebob Squarepants is a TV show for kids.  FOR KIDS.  There is nothing sexy about this— really, it’s just pretty trashy.

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2. You’ve outgrown trick or treating and don’t know what to do with your life

When you’re too old to walk around in a costume asking for candy, but you’re also too young to sit at home and do nothing.

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