Okay people, do you remember all those years in school when you had to take health classes, anatomy lessons or learn about the reproductive system? Yeah? Because that’s important stuff right there. I guess some of us were just absent from school a lot or decided not to listen, because they seriously have no clue. Here are 15 people who have no clue how their bodies work.
1. Boys and periods
What we really want to know is why is an 11-year-old going to the internet for answers instead of her parents? She’s got some valid concerns here.
2. Foul-smelling balls
Maybe see a doctor for a real answer? But that was pretty funny to call him a pig, since ham is made from pigs…
3. Genetic tattoos
We are all so grateful that tattoos are NOT passed on genetically. But seriously, are people really this dumb?
4. Two babies take twice as long to cook, right?
Uh, no. And we hope to high heavens that this girl is not pregnant with twins. Or even pregnant at all.
5. Eating tons of eggs
This person doesn’t understand that the ‘carton’ eggs are the same as any other eggs you can buy to eat. And also that eating eggs isn’t bad for your health. It might not be the best thing ever…but it certainly won’t kill you. But maybe try diversifying your diet a little bit.
6. Fat women can’t get pregnant
Yeah, that’s a lie. Fat women can totally get pregnant. I’m also pretty sure there’s no way for weight to cover up anything that’s inside you…
7. This person needs to go back to basic science classes
What happens to water when it’s frozen? What about when it melts? Um, hello. We hope you go the rest of your life thinking there’s an ice cube stuck inside you.
8. She gave birth to a baby but she’s not sure it’s really hers
The worst part about this whole thing is that we have people like this procreating. Time to go back to ‘how to make a baby’ class.
9. Babies don’t grow like plants, do they?
You can’t just grow a baby the same way you grow a seed. It doesn’t work exactly like that…
10. Periods and pregnancy
This guy has no clue what purpose periods have in life. Someone please just tell him that the baby is a little vampire, sucking up the blood just to freak him out.
11. Nip slip
Sometimes one nipple will be larger than the other…but what does she mean by ‘larger than the other two?’ Does she have 3???
12. The reasons why people have sex
Clearly, Facebook is totally at fault here.
13. What does STD stand for?
Oh, sexually transmitted disease. Pretty sure you can’t get one of those just by touching a bottle at the park.
14. And this person who doesn’t understand cat’s anatomy
Their eyes are exactly where the eyes are supposed to be. Jeez.
15. Sex as a weapon?
We are just so confused by this whole thing. Just….what?