People Who Are Seriously Evil


There are people in the world who just want to see it burn.  We aren’t sure what happened to them as children or what would give them the desire to kick small puppies…but, uh, they do it.  Here are some people who are seriously evil…and need to make some changes.

1. Adding a hidden stair

Who makes the stair at the bottom look just like the floor below?  This makes it about a million times more likely that someone will trip and fall on that bottom step.

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2. Eating the cookie but leaving the icing

People who do this are just sick and wrong.  Nobody wants to eat just the icing!  What a complete waste!

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3. Taking photos with an iPad

Ok, so this isn’t inherently evil…but it is super annoying.  Only obnoxious people will take photos with the huge and cumbersome iPad.

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4. Putting the sandwich in with the bread facing the wrong way

Are you trying to drive an OCD person crazy?  Because this will literally wreck their whole day…

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5. This really big Bose plug-in

Why does it have to take up so much space?  It’s not like it’s the most important thing you have to plug in.

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6. Whoever put this poster all over campus

If I hear one more roaring Chewbacca voicemail on my phone, I think I’m going to have to shoot someone.  This is a prank that no one should ever have to endure.

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7. Your roommate who replace all the batteries with smarties

Now nothing works and who even likes to eat Smarties?  They’re like the worst-tasting candy ever. 

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8. People who mix M&M’s and Skittles

We can’t think of anything more awful than grabbing a handful of candy, only to realize that some of it is sweet and some of it is chocolate.  You can’t mix those two tastes!

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9. Whoever decided this was a good idea

This just seems like a cruel way for people to remember how painful Legos really are on your bare feet…

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10. This person who bought Pop Tarts– the unfrosted kind

Yuck.  An unfrosted Pop Tart is like eating stale crackers with fake fruit in the middle.

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11. This guy who steps on the back of his girlfriend’s scale

Now she’s convinced she weighs more than she really does.  And that’s just mean.

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12. People who eat the center of cinnamon rolls and leave the rest

Everyone knows the best part of a cinnamon roll is the gooey buttery center.  You eat the outside to get to that part.  Except these awful people.  They just left it.

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13. People who put pistachio shells back in the bowl with the rest

Now we can’t tell the difference between a full and empty pistachio and are sorely disappointed.

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14. People who open the carton when there’s a pour spout

Now there’s like, a hole in the milk.  Ugh.  No one wants to drink it now.

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15. The person who arranged this store display

Now, putting a huge thing of chocolate by the weight loss section?  That’s just mean.

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16. Whoever ate all the chocolate ice cream out of a container of Neapolitan

Everyone knows it’s only good if you have all the flavors together.

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17. People who twist their toothpaste like this

Ugh.  So annoying.

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18. This person who used mustard to decorate this cake

It’s just so mean….

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19. This cat who dropped a thumb tack in a shoe

That’s a surprise full of ouch if you don’t see it first.

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20. These parents who gave a gift wrapped in an iPad box

Well, that gets your hopes up really high, doesn’t it?

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