3. Who made it?
Is it made by a ho? Or made from scratch? I guess we’ll never know…nonetheless we’re impressed that a ho has a marketable skill like making apple butter. Wait, is that some kind of sexual term?
4. A food eating contest that lets you eat as much as you want?
That’s most definitely called the holy grail of free food day. It’s like a buffet up in here. Take as much as you want!