A Reddit roast is when users upload a photo of themselves to the site with a sign that says, “roast me,” meaning they want others to comment on their appearance. Since it’s supposed to be a ‘roast’ the commenters can be brutally honest (or rude depending on how you look at it) in what they say. We just hope these girls still have a shred of confidence left after being roasted by some of the meanest people around because trolls are brave enough to say anything on the internet. Here’s 22 poor souls who thought they could handle a Reddit roast.
1. Something to live for
These poor girls aren’t that bad-looking, although the cat eye is a bit much on the one and they probably do post Marilyn Monroe quotes even though they know absolutely nothing about her life nor have they seen her movies.
2. Middle picture
If this girl looks like the progression of meth addicts, then meth must be looking pretty darn good.
3. Headbutted in the chest
This girl is your average high schooler…she’s just a little on the uh..not so pretty side is all. She doesn’t look like she’s missing brain cells or anything.
4. Xanax and Chardonnay
So this girl likes to drink and pop pills in order to keep herself sane? Makes sense…
5. You have a tumor
This girl has never been self conscious about her chin before and now she’s just mortified about what people might think. She’s likely to end up with plastic surgery for that one.
6. What’s it like being Meryl Streep?
We’ve got to admit, this girl looks just like our favorite Meryl…and we’re all pretty jealous of that.
7. Perfect to go off-roading on
This girl has a perfectly decent, even innocent face…why would anyone need to off-road on it?
8. Mannequin at Ross
She looks just the tiniest bit scared to be roasted and they roasters said this,”She has all the style of a male mannequin at Ross.” Ouch.
9. Conceived at Woodstock
Wow, how’d they know? Her roasters said, “You were conceived at Woodstock, weren’t you?” probably because of her long red hair and floral top.
10. Party on
This girl has got that 80’s rocker vide going with her badly cut bands and dark eyebrows…she’s like something out of Wayne’s World.
11. Not really interested
This girl is pretty and sweet looking…but her roaster claims she’s not much at all.
12. Hand job before the credits
Her roaster said, “you’re the type to go to the movies with a guy and initiate a hand job before the opening credits…” Ouch.
13. Aborted love child
Probably because of her hair and piercings, this girl is being called a love child of a tattoo artist and a character from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
14. How’s the team?
Is this girl the type to get it on with everyone on the football team?
15. Rent out ad space on your forehead
So, she’s got a big forehead…that’s ok, most of us do, right?
16. Pierce the condom
This girl looks pretty and friendly…but she’s just been roasted.
17. Face grease
Steer clear of the heat in the kitchen.
18. Chest tattoo
Why would anyone get a tat on their chest like that/
19. Her eyebrows
Her thick black eyebrows though…
20. Your shower doesn’t want to see you
Well, she does look a little timid.