Do you love to waste time? Get distracted easily? What about putting off important things that you really need to do by doing meaningless things? If this is you, then you must love to procrastinate. Hey, there’s nothing wrong with it, as long as you can still get stuff done when you need to. Life is all about balance, isn’t it? Besides, maybe you just have the awesome skill of intense concentration when you absolutely need it, right? So, are you a procrastinator? Here, waste more time by reading these tweets about procrastination.
1. Why do we feel the need to complicate things?
Putting off your school work will only make your life harder, not easier.
2. So, which friend will die?
If this is the only way you’ll stay on track, either you’re going to be a terrorist or you’re never going to get anything done.
3. Today is going to be a long day
Have fun tackling all your projects on the same day because you put everything off until the last-minute.
4. Might as well wait until later
It’s too late now to get a good start on this one. Might as well keep watching Netflix.
5. Rule it with ease
Make your nation full of laws that allow people to pay parking tickets late and drive as quickly as possible when they are late to something.
6. Things have really gotten out of control
Bob Ross isn’t exactly the most fascinating thing on television these days. You know you’ve got Youtube at your fingertips, right?
7. Learning new skills
I have so much to do, I can’t even believe it. Well, now seems like the perfect time to learn a new cross stitch pattern.
8. This is what I do at night
I could try just falling asleep but the internet is too enticing and I give in to it every damn time.
9. Things are getting bad
I must be some experiencing some serious kind of boredom to do something like this.
10. What’s your major?
I think I’m going to change my major to this too. I’m sure we’ll both graduate someday.
11. It’s all Youtube’s fault
I could have so much more focus and diligence, if only Youtube didn’t exist. It’s too easy to go down the rabbit hole.
12. We’re all laughing…
Except your boss. He’s planning some sick form of retribution or getting ready to fire you.
13. Oh crap…
When you lie about how ready you are to walk out of the house and now someone’s about to catch you in your lie…
Yeah, she’s never going to go out with you again.
15. The more you have to do, the more photos you take of yourself
Why? Well everyone should be subjected to seeing how hard you’re working.
16. Too hard to turn off
I can’t turn off Netflix until the screen with the “are you still watching?” thing comes on and that doesn’t happen until I’m like 5 episodes in.
17. I’m not the only one
Are you just going to let the pool sit out all winter long?
18. The routine
19. Why do you do this to yourself?
Yeah, I have no idea.
Yep, truer words have never been said.