Products Lazy People Desperately Need In Their Lives


If you find yourself just wanting to laze around and nap instead of get up and be productive with your life, then you’re in luck.  This one’s for you!  We’ve found you 20 brilliant products that will allow you to be as lazy as possible.  Truly– these products will take some of the pressure of life away!  We hope this makes your day.  Here are 20 products lazy people desperately need in their lives.

1. Sauce dispensing chop sticks

Who has time to dip each piece of sushi into soy sauce or teriyaki?  No– that’s simply too much work.  Use these instead and you’ll be enjoying your sushi faster than ever before.

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2. Baby duster

Why clean your floors or dust when your baby can do it for you while wearing this brilliant onesie.

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3. Tablet holder

Now you can truly relax on the couch and not have to worry about holding up or dropping your iPad or tablet.  You can enjoy your apps from the comfort of your couch, without over-exerting yourself.

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4. Turn any shoes into roller blades

With these cool gadgets on your feet, you can go anywhere you need to in a flash–almost double the speed of walking!  You’ll be whipping past all your friends and will be sure to get to class on time every single day.

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5. Fork that extends

Why eat just your food when you can eat other people’s food too?  This seems totally legit.

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6. Laser cat toy

Instead of playing with your cat yourself, why not let this laser do it for you.  Your cat will go nuts and you’ll be able to sit back and relax.

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7. Popcorn thrower

This machine not only pops fresh popcorn for you, it also throws it at your face.  Now, you don’t even need your hands to enjoy some delicious popcorn!

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8. Pillow tie

You’ll look sharp and have a soft place to land too!  With this awesome pillow tie you can be on task in a meeting, then blow up the tie at your desk and take a little snoozer.  Best invention ever!

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9. Self-stirring mug

Let your wrists rest as your mug literally stirs itself.  Now, this is the stuff true dreams are made of.

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10. Toilet seat lifter

The toilet seat lifts up when you step on a button on the floor.  Now, both men and women will be happy.  Men can easily lift the toilet seat up and women don’t have to worry about falling in!

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11. Pootrap

Now you don’t even have to pick up after your dog.  He’ll poop in a contraption and smear it all over his butt.  Doesn’t this sound like fun!

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12. A canned sandwich

For all those times when you’re too lazy to make a sandwich–now you have one already made!

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13. A snowball maker

Because who wants to sit around and make snowballs with their own gloved hands when you can make them even faster.

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14. Prism glasses

So you can lie down and relax while reading or watching TV.  Prism glasses make your laziest dreams come true!

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15. Self-rotating cone

Now you don’t need to twist your cone around while licking, this cone will do it for you!  So easy!

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16. A remote control and bottle opener in one

Because we know when you watch TV, you always do it with a beer in hand.

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17. Toilet paper holder

No more spring-action rolls to fill.  Simply place paper here and allow it to go down and you’re done.   And if that’s not simple enough…

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18. Toilet paper extender

Nobody like to reach over to grab some paper…but now it will be extended to you!

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19. Blow dryer stand

Now you can just focus on getting your hair dry without having to move the blow dryer all over the place.

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20. Scooter suitcase

For all those times you’re running late at the airport, this scooter will get you there in a pinch!

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