If the yummy smells coming from a coffee shop or restaurant aren’t a big enough pull to get you inside, maybe their street sign will be. Funny signs that make people laugh are 57% more likely to get you inside a restaurant. Ok, we made that up. But, seriously, these are pretty funny! Here are 19 restaurant signs that know how to make you laugh.
1. Soup of the day
Well, at least they’re being brutally honest, right? We would all want to drink the bitter tears of our enemies once or twice.
2. What’s bad about bacon?
We love this honest sign outside a restaurant. Who doesn’t love bacon? If you don’t, you’re just not doing it right.
3. Honest truth
Everybody’s got to eat. So, why not pay that place a visit so the workers will make some more money? It’s the nice thing to do.
4. Here’s a surprise
Happy Father’s day to all the men out there who actually have no idea that they are fathers. This is pretty clever.
5. It will desert you
Gelato will never break up with you or break you heart. It will just be a delicious dessert that you enjoy with your whole heart.
6. Buy one, get one free?
This is a really smart way of getting people to buy two burritos.
7. Cupcakes are this way
On the left, you get no delicious frosting-filled cupcakes of joy. On the right, you’ll walk into a bakery full of delicious smells where your nose will convince you to spend way too much money on a little round cake with pink frosting on top.
8. A day without ice cream
A day without ice cream really isn’t much of a day at all, is it? No, no it’s not.
9. Order in this voice and we’ll give you a discount
Whether it’s Sean Connery, Darth Vader, a kitty cat or Chewbacca, ordering food in a funny voice makes everybody laugh and smile, so everybody wins with this one.
10. Poems are hard
Poems are hard, come drink some wine. Now, that is a great poem right there.
11. Nothing is special
It looks like there’s no special today and as it turns out, I’m not very special either.
12. Hypnotize me
Well, that’s it, you’ve convinced me. I need some tacos stat!
13. Dog bowl
Water for dogs…or short people with low standards. But don’t worry– they don’t judge! Hey, water is water, right?
14. Who’s holding your beer
Nice play on words. We see what you did there.
15. Is that supposed to be a sexual innuendo?
Well…yes and no. Yes..but we don’t actually have crabs and no…because we sell crabs at our restaurant. Just come eat some seafood.
16. Something witty and thought-provoking
Hey, that employee is just taking her boss’s words literally. Ain’t nothing wrong with that.
17. Espresso and a free kitten
Basically, don’t let your kids go unattended.
18. Taking their critics seriously
This shows that you read your Yelp comments…and you know your sandwich is good anyway.
19. Duck-sized horses or horse-sized duck?
Um, how about neither? And we’ll take some duck please.