Oh, men. They do tend to think on a different level than women and there must be something in their brain that’s wired differently. Whenever you tell a man not to do something or touch something. he’ll do anything not to listen to you. Here are 17 temptations guys can’t help but give in to.
1. You already know you’re going to lose this one
Little boys can’t help themselves– when they’re told not to do something, suddenly that thing becomes the most powerful urge in the world for them.
2. Playing with a bunch of puppies
Guys just can’t walk past a bunch of puppies outside and NOT stop to play with them for a few minutes. Even if it means they’ll be late for work.
3. Pressing all the buttons in the elevator
It’s like they get sucked back into being kids again and have to push every single one at once. They don’t mind at all if other people on the elevator are pissed about it.
4. Pulling food out of the garbage
I mean, that doughnut is perfectly protected, isn’t it? They have no problem taking food that would just go to waste out of the trash and eating it themselves.
5. Doing cheesy poses
They love these cardboard cutouts that make it easy for them to pose like they’re in a movie themselves. Guys can’t help it.
6. When you tell him not to look, but he does anyway
You might as well let him open his eyes, because he’s going to be looking at you either way.
7. Target practice
When there’s a sign on the toilet, so guys use it as something to aim at instead.
8. When they see a sign, they want to disobey it
“Oh, the sign says to keep the gate closed, so let’s break the lock off and open the gate.”
9. When your cat is licking the drips from the faucet and you just want to wreck his day
You have the power to full-on blast this cat with water and you’re way too tempted to turn back now.
10. Picking up dirty money
Yes, even money that has been sitting at the bottom of a wet urinal. Yes, we’re all disgusted by this.
11. Riding your bike down this perfect highway
You’ve got a need for speed and there’s nothing in your way.
12. Trying to re-enact famous movie scenes
Driving your car onto the back of a moving trailer doesn’t look that hard in the movies. Let’s try it out for ourselves now!
13. Pulling out the stabilizing force
That box of Froot Loops is holding everything else up…but you just love to see stuff fall down.
14. Seeing if you can squat and squirt at the same time
“I mean, this would be some kind of distance record or something, but hey, if I make it, I’m the man!”
15. Not listening to pleading signs
This sign says not to unplug under any circumstances…but I already unplugged it ten minutes ago.
16. Trying to get the food lottery
It doesn’t matter if I have to put a few dollars more in the machine, I am getting all those stuck bags this time!
17. Fry thief
Nobody else needs to know about this dirty little trick…