Why Are You Still Single? Some Hilarious Comebacks To This Irritating Question

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Once you read these retorts, you probably can’t wait until someone asks you “Why are you still single?” so you can give them the perfect comeback (or maybe, letdown?).

#1 “Why are YOU still married?”

Guaranteed to make them speechless or maybe stutter a little bit.

Why are you still married?

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