Things Only Women Who Wear Makeup Understand

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If you’re a woman that wears make-up, we figure you have a love-hate relationship with it.  There are days you look banging and gorgeous with makeup, other times, not so much.  These are some of the problems women who wear makeup know too well.

#1 You always need to rub down your phone to remove the makeup after you use it.

Yup, that’s a little bit of foundation right there.

You always need to rub down your phone to remove the makeup after you use it.


#2 When you kiss a friend on the cheek, they either get some of your powder or a little of your lipstick.

And have to considerately rub it off for them.  Oops!

When you kiss a friend on the cheek, they either get some of your powder or a little of your lipstick.


#3 In the middle of the day, you rub your eyes and think midway, uh-oh.

I forgot I had eyeliner and mascara.  Hello, zombie!

In the middle of the day, you rub your eyes and think midway, uh-oh.


#4 You can’t help but stain your shirts when you get dressed.

Whether it’s foundation, powder, or lipstick, there’s always that possibility—no matter how careful you are!

You can't help but stain your shirts around the collar when you get dressed.


#5 You dread doing things that will accidentally remove your makeup.

Like when you sneeze and blow your nose or drink straight from the glass or wipe your mouth.  Yup, that’s a lot of lipstick on that glass.

You dread doing things that will accidentally remove your makeup.


#6 Right after you apply your makeup, you think you look hot.

Two hours later, not so hot.

Right after you apply your makeup, you think you look hot.


#7 The pillows are never safe whenever you’re around them.

And sometimes it’s embarrassing, but, what can you do?

The pillows are never safe whenever you're around them.


#8 You decide that you don’t really need to remove your makeup before you sleep.

So you wake up and have huge regrets.

You decide that you don't really need to remove your makeup before you sleep.


#9 There will be days you think, maybe it’s okay not to wear makeup today.

But then you think you look like crap without it and scrap the thought.  Not all of us can look great without makeup like these celebrities.

People tell you, you should go natural and stop wearing too much makeup.


#10 People tell you, you should go natural and stop wearing too much makeup.

Then when you do so, people ask if you’re going through something.

People tell you, you should go natural


#11 You find that the makeup you just applied is perfect.

Until you realize the lighting in your bedroom was totally wrong and your bronzer application makes you look 3 shades darker.

You find that the makeup you just applied is perfect.


#12 You always fight with yourself to not buy more makeup.

But this one has this new technology.  And a girl can’t have too many lipsticks, right?

You always fight with yourself to not buy more makeup.


#13 You realize you need a steady hand when applying eyeliner.

Unless you might risk looking like someone punched you on both eyes (maybe you can make use of these makeup cheat sheets).

You realize you need a steady hand when applying eyeliner.


#14 And when you make a mistake, tissue just won’t cut it.

You need some kind of voodoo eye makeup remover or something.

And when you make a mistake, tissue just won't cut it.


#15 You understand that beauty is within and you get that.

But you just feel like the best version of yourself whenever you wear makeup.  And that’s your right.

You understand that beauty is within and you get that.

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