Are you sick and tired of school yet? Don’t worry– it doesn’t last forever. Sometimes it feels like it will, but you will eventually get through it. And once you do, you’ll start paying to go to college. I know, it makes no sense to me either. This is what school feels like for all of us.
1. Here, have my brain
When you’re so exhausted and stupid and just ready to throw in the towel. It’s a wonderful feeling….not.
2. Waking up is the worst part
Getting up early for school is the worst. You wrestle with yourself to decide whether you want to look good or whether you’d like to sleep for an extra half hour. Sleep wins for most of us.
3. When stuff hits the fan
The first week of school is total cake...it’s the following weeks that really determine whether you can handle things or not.
4. When your teacher is mad you didn’t do school work over the break
Don’t teachers understand that we all need a break from school? We need a break from learning to get our minds back in the right frame of mind. And also so we don’t go crazy.
5. When you leave it until the last-minute
Staying up all night to write a huge paper is a huge pain in the behind. But, procrastination is sweet and blissful. And I’ll do this every time.
6. When math starts getting really bad…
I’m an adult and I have never used algebra in my day-to-day life. Never. But, sorry students…you have to learn this stuff anyway.
7. Quick– hide!
Just try to make yourself as invisible as possible so your teacher doesn’t pick you. Good luck– they’ll find you eventually.
8. Please don’t notice how dumb I am
I mean, the teacher is going to see your answers eventually…but you don’t want to get called out for being dumb in the middle of your test.
9. Oops, it was an accident
Accidentally lit my homework on fire…hopefully the teacher believes this one.
10. What you’re really concerned about
I mean, it’s one thing to go to class but it’s another to see if there’s good-looking people there. We all do it.
11. Instant way to get an A
Thank you to all those who have made this so easy.
12. No, please stop! Not yet!
Worst feeling ever– having to turn in a test that isn’t completed. Sometimes you’ll just hurry and fill in the bubbles with whatever in hopes of getting one right.
13. Life isn’t fair
It’s too late to cheat now. You’re doomed.
14. When that one person tries to open their big mouth
Everyone else will quickly silence you…
15. I’m going to die
Basically this means you have no time for Netflix and that sucks.
16. I’m just going to sit here
The teacher can’t see me, so it doesn’t matter what I do now.
17. Math word problems
These were created to make you hate life.
18. You made it
And you’re not going any further than the assigned 3000 words. Sigh. I’m finally done.
19. What class is really like…
School– yes, it is that bad.
20. What do I do now?
I just did all that work and messed it up somewhere….
21. Get back here, pencil!
Worst way to stretch, ever.
22. Every eye in the room is on you
Ugh….should I just back out now?