Do you enjoy Black Friday shopping? Do you like pushing your way through hordes of people who are crazy over deals and needy as can be? Black Friday really isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Here’s 19 tweets about Black Friday that are spot-on.
1. It’s like that terrifying scene from The Lion King
You get that feeling like something bad is about to happen and someone is going to get trampled…yep, that’s Black Friday.
2. It’s almost like Hunger Games
An epic battle ensues and people get killed off all over the place.
3. Would you rather…
Get a Brazilian wax or go shopping on Black Friday? I mean, I know which one I would pick.
4. All Fridays matter
All days are important and all Fridays are important, not just Black Friday.
5. How true it is
We act so grateful for our blessings on Thanksgiving and then wake up the next day to go get more stuff we don’t need.
6. It is hard to stay away from those sales though…
When the prices are that low, you can’t help but want some new crap that you really don’t need…even if you know better.
7. What really matters
There are things going on in the world much more important than great sales and commercialism. We should all be more aware.
8. What you really want for Black Friday
Why do expensive unnecessary things become reasonably priced on Black Friday?
9. What I really want for Christmas…
Get me a house for cheap with a low-interest rate…
10. Can you just take away my student loans?
I hate those dang loans…I’d rather have those gone than buy anything on Black Friday…
11. Worst words you can hear on Black Friday
If your card gets declined, then you’re done. DONE. So, spend wisely.
12. When you sacrifice one thing for another
Sweet new TV…but it’s not that cool when there’s no furniture to enjoy it with.
13. Your one allotment
I mean, you’ve got to get ready for intense shopping somehow.
14. The reason for the season
This is what Black Friday is all about. We should just make it a holiday.
15. Here for the fighting…
The real reason you go shopping after Thanksgiving…
16. Here’s what you really need to do…
A punch in the face will result in you getting the new toy that you want.
17. Mosh pits where they don’t belong
Shopping malls are not a great place for moshing. But, they’ve all got to learn somehow.
18. RUN, BUY, CRY
This is what you really do on Black Friday.
19. The living walking dead
They run after great deals and trample people to death…