Tweets About Black Friday That Are Spot-on

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Do you enjoy Black Friday shopping?  Do you like pushing your way through hordes of people who are crazy over deals and needy as can be?  Black Friday really isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.  Here’s 19 tweets about Black Friday that are spot-on.

1. It’s like that terrifying scene from The Lion King 

You get that feeling like something bad is about to happen and someone is going to get trampled…yep, that’s Black Friday.

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2. It’s almost like Hunger Games

An epic battle ensues and people get killed off all over the place.

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3. Would you rather…

Get a Brazilian wax or go shopping on Black Friday?  I mean, I know which one I would pick.

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4. All Fridays matter

All days are important and all Fridays are important, not just Black Friday.

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5. How true it is

We act so grateful for our blessings on Thanksgiving and then wake up the next day to go get more stuff we don’t need.

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6. It is hard to stay away from those sales though…

When the prices are that low, you can’t help but want some new crap that you really don’t need…even if you know better.

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7. What really matters

There are things going on in the world much more important than great sales and commercialism.  We should all be more aware.

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8. What you really want for Black Friday

Why do expensive unnecessary things become reasonably priced on Black Friday?

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9. What I really want for Christmas…

Get me a house for cheap with a low-interest rate…

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10. Can you just take away my student loans?

I hate those dang loans…I’d rather have those gone than buy anything on Black Friday…

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11.  Worst words you can hear on Black Friday

If your card gets declined, then you’re done.  DONE.  So, spend wisely.

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12. When you sacrifice one thing for another

Sweet new TV…but it’s not that cool when there’s no furniture to enjoy it with.

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13. Your one allotment

I mean, you’ve got to get ready for intense shopping somehow.

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14. The reason for the season

This is what Black Friday is all about.  We should just make it a holiday.

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15. Here for the fighting…

The real reason you go shopping after Thanksgiving…

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16. Here’s what you really need to do…

A punch in the face will result in you getting the new toy that you want.

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17. Mosh pits where they don’t belong

Shopping malls are not a great place for moshing. But, they’ve all got to learn somehow.

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18. RUN, BUY, CRY

This is what you really do on Black Friday.

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19. The living walking dead

They run after great deals and trample people to death…

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