Tweets You’ll Identify With If You’re A Grammar Nazi

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If you are a little bit crazy about people using correct grammar, come and have a little respite here.  We won’t through any poorly worded sentences at you or commas in the wrong place.  We’ll make sure punctuation and capitalization are in their proper place and done correctly.  But, you’ll catch yourself actually laughing at these tweets about grammar.  Here’s 23 tweets you’ll identify with if you’re a grammar Nazi.

What’s most important in life?

You can correct your friend’s grammar all day long…or you can actually have friends.  It’s a tough world out there.

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2. You really shouldn’t have

If you speak poorly, you definitely don’t deserve any flowers…or a boyfriend, for that matter.

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3. When you realize you’ve made a mistake

I’m so terribly embarrassed…how can I get away from this?  Everyone in the world started thanking their lucky stars when Instagram let you edit your posts.  Poor grammar is embarrassing!

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4. Know the difference

Because those are two very…VERY different things.  We wouldn’t want to get the wrong idea about you.

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5. Maybe don’t correct the warden’s grammar

He has the power to end your life…you might not want to piss him off.

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6. When you’re all caught up in the moment…

Your obsession with good grammar is a turn-off for your date who’s not even there anymore.

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7. But, what kind of sentence?

Like, do they deserve a criminal sentence?  Or just a really long run-on sentence?  Or how about both?

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8. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion

We’d make the change, but the poor girl died (spoiler alert) and can’t tell us if that what she wants or not for her book.

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9. You can’t always use a synonym

It’s great to expand your knowledge of words and their meanings…but they aren’t always interchangeable.

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10. We all do

We all wish we had a girl who was fine as hell and could actually spell words right and uses commas and periods.

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11. Joke of the century

To who or whom are we speaking?  Nobody ever gets this right.

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12. He was going for alliteration

Come on now, have some pity on the man– “Marley and Me” sounds so much better.

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13. Here’s how to annoy a grammar Nazi

Give them a sentence that’s not really a sentence. 

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14. Ain’t nobody got time for poor grammar

His new version of this song lyric makes us sound so much more clean and proper.

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15. For your own protection

We wouldn’t want to have any lawsuits on our hands, now would we?

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16. I losted

There are many ways to get it wrong.  Learn now so you can get it right– the first time.

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17. Here’s what happens when we take things literally

Be careful what you wish for.

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18. Putting commas in the right place

I mean, we want to know which sentence you are serious about.

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19. This would solve all our problems

Change your and you’re to yore and we’re good to go.

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20. Put a comma on it

Commas just make everything better, don’t they?

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21. Not something to be proud of

Who voted on that– the students or the teachers?

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22. Grammar is life

It can also mean the end of life for those who misuse it.

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23. What a difference

Don’t worry, he’s only being facetious.

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