If you are a little bit crazy about people using correct grammar, come and have a little respite here. We won’t through any poorly worded sentences at you or commas in the wrong place. We’ll make sure punctuation and capitalization are in their proper place and done correctly. But, you’ll catch yourself actually laughing at these tweets about grammar. Here’s 23 tweets you’ll identify with if you’re a grammar Nazi.
What’s most important in life?
You can correct your friend’s grammar all day long…or you can actually have friends. It’s a tough world out there.
2. You really shouldn’t have
If you speak poorly, you definitely don’t deserve any flowers…or a boyfriend, for that matter.
3. When you realize you’ve made a mistake
I’m so terribly embarrassed…how can I get away from this? Everyone in the world started thanking their lucky stars when Instagram let you edit your posts. Poor grammar is embarrassing!
4. Know the difference
Because those are two very…VERY different things. We wouldn’t want to get the wrong idea about you.
5. Maybe don’t correct the warden’s grammar
He has the power to end your life…you might not want to piss him off.
6. When you’re all caught up in the moment…
Your obsession with good grammar is a turn-off for your date who’s not even there anymore.
7. But, what kind of sentence?
Like, do they deserve a criminal sentence? Or just a really long run-on sentence? Or how about both?
8. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion
We’d make the change, but the poor girl died (spoiler alert) and can’t tell us if that what she wants or not for her book.
9. You can’t always use a synonym
It’s great to expand your knowledge of words and their meanings…but they aren’t always interchangeable.
10. We all do
We all wish we had a girl who was fine as hell and could actually spell words right and uses commas and periods.
11. Joke of the century
To who or whom are we speaking? Nobody ever gets this right.
12. He was going for alliteration
Come on now, have some pity on the man– “Marley and Me” sounds so much better.
13. Here’s how to annoy a grammar Nazi
14. Ain’t nobody got time for poor grammar
His new version of this song lyric makes us sound so much more clean and proper.
15. For your own protection
We wouldn’t want to have any lawsuits on our hands, now would we?
16. I losted
There are many ways to get it wrong. Learn now so you can get it right– the first time.
17. Here’s what happens when we take things literally
Be careful what you wish for.
18. Putting commas in the right place
I mean, we want to know which sentence you are serious about.
19. This would solve all our problems
Change your and you’re to yore and we’re good to go.
20. Put a comma on it
Commas just make everything better, don’t they?
21. Not something to be proud of
Who voted on that– the students or the teachers?
22. Grammar is life
It can also mean the end of life for those who misuse it.
23. What a difference
Don’t worry, he’s only being facetious.