You Won’t Stop Laughing At These Kids Notes

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Kids notes are an endless source of entertainment. Children often freely say whatever is on their mind, and this is reflected in their (poorly spelled) writing. So sit back and enjoy the brutal honesty and creative wisdom of these kids notes.

Apologies

Sometimes you have to suck it up and say “sorry” when you’ve done something wrong. Granted, you obviously don’t always mean it, but you still have to say it. This kid apologizes, but he sure knows when to stick to his guns.

Apologies


Bachelor Life

This kid knows what he wants from life. While many people dream of finding that special someone and falling in love, this child just wants to relax and laze about. Marriage would only get in the way of his dreams; there’s no holding this boy down.

Bachelor Life


C’mon, God

People often turn to God when there’s something missing in their life. Sometimes, it can be tough to tell if He’s even paying attention. Joyce here clearly feels this way. She had very specific prayers and God just ignored them to dump something else into her life.

C'mon God


Dear Santa

Someone’s apparently on the naughty list. Santa better wise up and switch ‘em to the nice list, though. I don’t think you’ll like this kid when they’re angry. They’ve had just one request and you’ve consistently failed. You don’t want to mess with this one, Santa.

Dear Santa


Fruit Juice

This kid has something that the rest of their family lacks: good taste. I can tell this kid will grow up to be one hell of a food critic. His honesty mixed with his impeccable taste buds will make him a star someday.

Fruit Juice


Hard Times

We’ve all been here. In today’s economy, a lot of people have found themselves in rough spots. Annisa here is in just that predicament, and to make things worse, the Tooth Fairy is stiffing her. It’s time that pixie pays up.

Hard Times


How To Slam

Few people understand the true art of a good burn. There’s more to it than just a straightforward zinger. First, you have to build a person up a bit, make them feel good. Then, you bring it all crashing down on them in a crushing defeat. It’s almost poetic.

How To Slam


Human Nature

This child understands a lot more about human nature than most adults. Curiosity is a driving force among us, but for whatever reason, upon seeing something new and exotic, the first instinct always seems to be to kill it.

Human Nature


Independent

Julian is not a child that you can just easily boss around. He’s his own, independent thinker and he’ll live his life the way he wants to. Stop trying to hold this boy down, mom!

Independent


Lost Love

Here’s a kid that really knows how to tug at the heartstrings. Not only is he the official saddest person in the world, but he’s given up on love. He had it once, briefly, but it has since left his soul. Not even food can make him feel better now.

Lost Love


Mafia In Training

This kid is going to grow up to be one hell of a mafioso. Valerie better start listening up fast. She’ll be in a world of hurt if she doesn’t. Something tells me this kid isn’t just making hollow threats here.

Mafia In Training


Password Is No Protection

If you thought you were guarding personal information by setting up a wifi password, think again. There’s a bitter child just waiting to ruin your life. You can’t hide behind your precious passwords forever.

Password Is No Protection


Sometimes

Some people have trouble making a full commitment. This isn’t really a bad quality, however. If you never make a promise, you’ll never break a promise. This little kid loves their mother, but they aren’t going to go around mindlessly committing to something that intense.

Sometimes


Stress Relief

Different people handle stress in different ways. Some break down, some turn to others for help, and some just let it eat away at them until they’re a hollow shell of what they once were. This kid was raised to handle stress the proper way.

Stress Relief


Thanks Mom

It’s important to give credit where credit is due. Food is one of those basic necessities of life that many people just take for granted. This child understands its importance, which is why he’s so thankful to have his mother in his life.

Thanks Mom

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